Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Hair-raising
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Bad hair day
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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roastedalmond 0
Well at least you don't have it on your eyelashes.
OceanMinded 0
Ughhhhh.. hello selsen blue??
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misslittlelady 0
head & shoulders that shit. and lotion your face
BIGshooter 2
are you sure it's not psoriasis? got a friend with that, it can get pretty flaky.
lifegrdlover 0
Use Tgel by neutrogena...it has tar as an ingredient and works as fast as the first use...I have naturally black hair and as soon as i get a flake i put this shit on and it works...i got my whole family on it hopefully you'll try it!!!
mitchn60 6
I told my girlfriend I needed Head & Shoulders. She asked, "How do you give Shoulders?"
Kyl3dk05 0
Made my day :)
StaticSky 2
so mine do too, nothing I try helps it and iv had it at least 10 years
stephyloo 0
selson blue and head and shoulders left burn marks on my head because I was using them every wash... it could be something more than just dandruff if you have it on your eyebrows my dandruff turned out to be psoriasis.... you may want to go to a dermatologist or try a multi-tar shampoo
XbambiX 3
I wanted to gagg just readn this!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
This is most definitely a repeat. And fyi, OP, just moisturize in your eyebrow area with lotion. It's seriously that easy.
bluelily_ 0
Sounds like a... *puts on sunglasses* flaky situation! lol
alexFYL 11
I don't have dandruff on my head but I have it on my eyebrows. It's fun to scratch at it and watch it snow. :P I have really dry facial skin. Try some lotion, put it on your eyebrows too.