eww
United States
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Anonymous
Sandringham, Australia
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
ElectroSpecter
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
w……
San Diego, United States
Hair-raising
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
ugh
United States
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Dandruff
France
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
Jupiter, United States
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Andrew7847
Fort Worth, United States
Bad hair day
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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roastedalmond 0
Well at least you don't have it on your eyelashes.
OceanMinded 0
Ughhhhh.. hello selsen blue??
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marinus_fml 20
What do you call an aboriginal with dandruff? A lamington! **** you if you don't like my jokes.
VinceCarter 0
LOL :D
luvzit 0
salt n pepper head
The_Sadist 13
It might be the water where you live too. Living up north I have horrible dandruff. I have to stay clean shaven or else it comes out of my beard. Head & Shoulders, Selsen Blue etc...don't do diddly for more than a few weeks. Every bottle I have to buy something different or my body adjusts to it. When I lived down south though...it went away. At the time I thought my body had just matured past it...then I moved back up north...yeah....thinking about moving back down south.
starberries 0
That might be because the air is so much drier in the north, actually.
BostonBear 33
same thing happened to me when i went from new england to the south.
muhaidib 2
Head and Shoulders (and eyebrows)
LAXgurlie28 0
winn(:
elite_stoner 0
88....FAIL
evfreak_fml 0
I think it's funny all the "eewwww" and "disgusting" 's I'm hearing. Jesus it's only dandruff, it's not like it's a disease. Clean people are the ones who get it.
Karma495 0
lol never knew that one before... even tho it isn't nasty.
SoldieroftheLORD 0
we should e able to have friends on FML... ur really hot and I can't add u. and bro, how the hell do you have dandruff in your eyebrows. did you like treat them with acid? what the ****?
Zebidee 9
Anti-dandruff shampoo, then a dermatologist. If it's that bad, you need to go see a professional about it. You'll be surprised at how easy a lot of this stuff is to fix if you just go see a doctor.
gigilvrs6 0
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lbeer 1
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whatfml 0
maybe they don't allow friends because of desperates like yourself. js
Volvex 2
Actually, it isn't that rare for dandruff to extend to the eyebrows.
catchkylie 0
uhm, this is old?