eww
United States
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Anonymous
Sandringham, Australia
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
ElectroSpecter
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
w……
San Diego, United States
Hair-raising
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
ugh
United States
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Dandruff
France
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
Jupiter, United States
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Andrew7847
Fort Worth, United States
Bad hair day
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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roastedalmond 0
Well at least you don't have it on your eyelashes.
OceanMinded 0
Ughhhhh.. hello selsen blue??
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ScrabbleBabe2010 0
nizoral is for if your dandruff is caused by a fungis. If not, it does not help. Try head
Zebidee 9
While I'm sure that'd make him feel better, I'm not sure you could convince a girl it was an effective treatment for dandruff.
Jimboom 12
Snowy, snowy eyes.... White flakes fall everytime you wink, Snowstorms come whenever you blink, With eyes that can't see the flakes for the snow...
JessAmmyy_ 0
^ ftw.<3
Soteria 0
dry skin is gross? ur an idiot
elmorous 0
You may have a skin condition like scoliosis or eczema. Go see a dermatologist. They can prescribe steroid creme or 'real' medicated shampoo. Head & Shoulders, etc. are junk shampoos. Also cut way back on your sugar intake (including white grains and pasta).
aron33 2
Scoliosis is a curvature of the spine, not a skin condition. I have scoliosis and I used to have dandruff on my eyebrows. It's just eczema, probably you're a teenager, it will go away after a while.
Mitteny 0
I think they were probably think of psoriasis.
elmorous 0
oops... yes I was. i am butthead of the day!
kristi_nisbett 0
scoliosis is when the spine grows crooked
thagreata 0
Scoliosis is a lateral curvature of the spine :-) with a common signature S hook to it.
ripjohnlennon 5
I had dandruff in 6th grade and it sucks!! I just used head and shoulders
hahaalolz 0
ITS JESUS!!! ^
hairdreser0nfire 0
You can also try anything with tea tree oil. Its a natural antifungal, antimicrobial, and antibacterial. It's amazing and it smells great. Paul Mitchell has a tea tree oil shampoo that works very well. You may want to try it as an alternative to something with harsh chemicals such as head and shoulders, which by the way stops working as soon as you stop using it.
BrittneySaysFTW 0
too bad they dont make brows and shoulders...agreed fyl.
jtini001 4
"head...shoulders knees and toes! knees and toes!!!!"
xFaust_fml 12
Probably a dermite (is it the same word in english?) Go see your doctor, it's a medical condition.
Mitteny 0
I had that problem, it was dermatitis.