Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Hair-raising
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Bad hair day
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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roastedalmond 0
Well at least you don't have it on your eyelashes.
OceanMinded 0
Ughhhhh.. hello selsen blue??
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thagreata 0
This type of issue is usually a fungal infection or maybe it was mold. Don't remember it is late and pathology 2 is full of fun stuff to remember. millions of things!!
alfiedn 1
I have this problem in the winter. I use lubriderm and make sure I put plenty on my face. Definitely helps out and doesn't make you smell like perfume.
JManHobbs 0
I get this. My life is not ******. Suck it up OP.
Lov3rGirL 0
HOLY BALLS BITCH,, GO SEE A DOC MUCH!!!!!! :P
thehall1991 0
same here buddy! you're not alone!
g0rjess 0
hey sweetie, maybe u have psoriasis, i have tht. you should really go to a dermatolagist to find out if its psoriasis and if it is they give u special creams to put on it and it will go away, but there is no cure for it. it will come back, so u have to put the cream on everyday :) dont be ashamed.
g0rjess 0
hey sweetie, maybe u have psoriasis, i have tht. you should really go to a dermatolagist to find out if its psoriasis and if it is they give u special creams to put on it and it will go away, but there is no cure for it. it will come back, so u have to put the cream on everyday :) dont be ashamed.
karliapril 0
head and shoulders much? you might have psoriasis though, go see a dermatologist??
CokeDicer 1
Get some Head & Shoulders. Problem solved.
XxdarkangelxX13 0
head and shoulders:)