eww
United States
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Anonymous
Sandringham, Australia
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
ElectroSpecter
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
w……
San Diego, United States
Hair-raising
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
ugh
United States
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Dandruff
France
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
Jupiter, United States
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Andrew7847
Fort Worth, United States
Bad hair day
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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roastedalmond 0
Well at least you don't have it on your eyelashes.
OceanMinded 0
Ughhhhh.. hello selsen blue??
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rends 0
atleast it's not on ur pubs
Zebidee 9
Agreed, it'd be hard to drink your Guinness if the whole place was covered in dandruff.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Congrats, Zeb. You made me lol.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Ditto. Although, my laugh was one of those creepy snort laughs.
MyTwoCents_ 0
same
YouFailHARD 0
1: Shower EVERYDAY, don't be too rough on your scalp 2: I swear to god if you are using AXE shampoons and conditioners, then YDI because they are the worst hair products you can possibly use. Use something like Pantene Pro-V or some Joico stuff. 3: DON'T ITCH YOUR HEAD 4: DON'T SCRATCH YOUR HEAD 5: DON'T ITCH YOUR HEAD 6: DON'T SCRATCH YOUR HEAD
WtFmL3 0
1: hide ya kids 2: hide ya wife 3: hide ya kids 4: hide ya wife
statesmans_glory 0
Don't shower everyday that could be a cause of it because that can dry out your scalp. There is a product called nizoral you can get it on the shelf use it everyday until the problem clears up then maybe once a week after that and alternate using your regular shampoo and the medicated shampoo. It used to be behind the counter but they changed that. Hope it helps.
deafeningsilence 8
Nizoral really works. I vote it at my drugstore, OP.
deafeningsilence 8
got* sorry.. iPod keys are small.. and the spellcheck on it..
hbaybee21 0
no correction, shower everyday just don't wash your hair everyday. I hope you shower everyday cause If not then that is gross!!
joshskj12 0
Get Head & Shoulders!!!!!!
Mister_Grinch 0
Christmas must come early for you.
habeeboburky94 0
I'm almost 100% positive this is a repost :O
lbeer 1
god all every one is saying use head and sholders this isn't even an FML
ImFreeFalling 0
I have dandruff, it's not a big deal. But then again it's not THAT bad. Anti-dandruff shampoo, then if that doesn't work go see a doctor. Pretty easy stuff to clear up. Hope that helps. :)
staynplay 0
dandruff is only dry skin, something most likely everyone in this world experiences at least once in their lives. don't see how it's a fml just don't shower so much it dries up your natural oils (I'm not saying don't shower at all that's just unhygienic) and if it really bothers you use a anti-dandruff shampoo on your eyebrows.