Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Hair-raising
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Bad hair day
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
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roastedalmond 0
Well at least you don't have it on your eyelashes.
OceanMinded 0
Ughhhhh.. hello selsen blue??
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amazingperson11 0
head and sholders?
mycatisgay 0
head and shoulders is the best shampoo for dandruff
Missythevampire 0
You might have a subcategory of psorisis called caratosis. It's where little clumps of dry skin cake onto the scalp and underneath hair, causing scabbing and scars. Try using some clarifying shampoo. That's the best advice I have. But if it gets worse, talk to your doc.
sarahallen 0
I know somebody that has that and they went to the dermatologists and got it checked out. It called curisis. and people can't help from getting it, it's herriditry. T-gel and T-Sal shampoo helps out a lot.
brieholt 0
that's gross dude!
Ikz_Hustler 9
OMG there's some girl that sits next to me in class and she has dandruff on her eyebrows and her sideburns. I didn't even know that was possible!!
DisappearingRose 18
I get it on my eye brows too and it's really annoying. It's just dry skin and you just moisturize it.
smalltownboy54 0
Same here. But not on my head. Weird....
ambersmummy 0
Maybe you have psoriasis
dearestjen 7
I have that problem, too. I went to a dermatologist and they said it was dermatitis. The doctor gave me a couple different lotions and a shampoo to help keep it under control. You might want to get it checked out.