Today, both a coworker of mine and my boss agreed that I fit the profile of a serial killer. I don't know what's worse, the fact that they think that low of me, or the fact that this isn't the first time someone's said I remind them of a serial killer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworkers continued their new favorite game: staring at me in total unnerving silence. I can't help but be reminded of serial killers. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML
Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
They don’t necessarily think low of you. Some weirdos have strange fascination and attraction to serial killers. Just knock off a few locals and see if they are friendlier to you.
evilplatypus 39
Just think about how many serial killers were known as gregarious charmers!
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evilplatypus 39
Just think about how many serial killers were known as gregarious charmers!
Gubbon 17
I can't think of one
Maks Lesniewski 7
Ted Bundy?
RichardPencil 32
They don’t necessarily think low of you. Some weirdos have strange fascination and attraction to serial killers. Just knock off a few locals and see if they are friendlier to you.
bloopaloop 27
Tell your boss not to fire you or he “gets it”. You’ll probably get promoted
Lurker1 9
I'm the other kind of person who would take that as a compliment...
Sinshine 28
If that's not the first time, you can hardly blame them for also getting that vibe from you.
mekiswrite 21
Well, are you a serial killer?
darkenedone 27
The only response is to kill everyone that makes that claim.... For legal purposes, I am not endorsing murder.
PenguinPal3017 19
For legal reasons that's a joke.