Today, it’s Easter Sunday. I have a countdown timer on my phone for when I can retire. I checked it : only 666 days left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up realizing my 40th birthday is on Sunday and I’ll only have about 40 more years to live after that. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I knew my husband was struggling mentally with being a new dad, but I had no idea how much until I found he had set an 18 year timer on his computer entitled, “Not long to go, you can make it!” Our son is only 6 days old. FML
Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML
Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations to remember how old I am. FML
Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML
Today, the alarm clock downstairs has been going off since 3am. The apartment belongs to two other students. They've gone home. Only 3 more days left to go. FML
Today, I might have Covid and this weekend is my birthday weekend. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Is this an FML because of the religious connotations or just because you still have a couple of years before retirement? Also, if you're a cop, remember to be careful during the last week of the job.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like when you retire, you'll go into Beast Mode. Hellfire and brimstone are a lot more interesting than a gold-plated watch and some stale sheet cake.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Is this an FML because of the religious connotations or just because you still have a couple of years before retirement? Also, if you're a cop, remember to be careful during the last week of the job.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like when you retire, you'll go into Beast Mode. Hellfire and brimstone are a lot more interesting than a gold-plated watch and some stale sheet cake.