Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, I'm in bed pretending to sleep because I don't want to see my husband. He's manipulative and a jerk to me some times. I just don't want to deal with him anymore. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, during an argument, I finally told husband that I feel like he doesn’t love me or want me, but keeps me around because it’s easier since we have kids involved. I told him I would sleep in my son's room. He responded 15 min later saying he didn’t need me to. Needing and wanting are two different things. He doesn’t love me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve been slowly staying later and later at work, then having a glass of wine before bed to avoid my husband, because we mostly fight whenever we see each other now. FML
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Top comments
StormGirl142 24
Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?
ambamm135 7
Logic, **** logic.
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Comments (127)
StormGirl142 24
Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?
phoenixslayer69 4
Why is common sense, extremely rare?
OneNightStan 2
Wow, I feel sorry for that man. Another classic example of why women are crazy.
MedKits 9
Husband? This is kinda reversed, isn't it?
docscientist 10
1- because op just realized the problem? 13 - you speak words of irony.
mrssuarez2011 12
Not all of us are like that I hope you're aware.
Namerkp2 8
13 - Obviously not common sense if the majority of people don't have it lol (common sense)
crammer1 6
It's probably more comfortable because he's not sleeping in it! Lol...what she needs is a giant king size temper-pedic.
stupidisntcute 0
That is what I was thinking! Just move beds!!
Jovecove 13
**** your husband's life OP.
DQEight 8
Get one of those sleep number beds that adjusts separately for each side.
gracevet88 0
It's probly a single
alexm501 0
Switch the beds
ambamm135 7
Logic, **** logic.
Zedd_fml 8
Woman logic, can't be unfucked, once it is in motion.
OctoberRainfall 13
Just switch your bed for the spare bed and you get to sleep on it without the arguments
XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6
No way really?
mcrluverchick 9
Isn't it usually the husband who sleeps on the spare bed?
5t3ff1k4h 45
^ No, it's not. It's whoever chooses to sleep there... Derp.
esme3101 0
your a stereotypical dick
skeezle 0
Seems like a reasonable reason
Sinamoi 18
If you keep this up, you might be on a friend's couch soon.
EllyMo 15
Arguments = make up sex Sounds like a win to me.
perdix 31
Don't **** around with apologies. Just go for the Angry Sex. If the sex worth a shit, you won't care what the argument was about and you won't have to admit defeat, either. Plus, you had sex.
ohmandapants 17
How does that even make sense? If you're gonna make a statement like that, you need to back that shit up with a reason. Make up sex is great.
ohmandapants 17
Painful? What the hell? And if neither person is in the mood then it's not make up sex. You're still mad, it's not making up and having sex. There's no point to that. Your response doesn't really make sense.
saIty 17
OP: WHY U CHEATING ON ME? Husband: Huh? No, I'm not.. OP: YES U R, U LOVE THE TV MORE THAN ME!
bobbycorwen 5
I am not entirely positive, but I don't think love for an inanimate object counts as cheating...
Branflakes78 13
ok STFU you ruined the FML
KeyboardWarrior 10
ok STFU you ruined this thread.
otb113 7
You are a vile human being
smb12346 17
Agreed
badass243 6
theres no bed in the kitchen?