Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband's idea of social isolation is to lock himself in his caravan with his Xbox, 200 cans of beer and a dozen takeaway menus. I’ve not seen him in 6 days, and when I tried to force entry to tell him to snap out of it, he sprayed disinfectant at me until I couldn’t breathe. FML
Today, it’s been a year since my brother-in-law started sleeping on our sofa. At first I had sympathy, but he hasn’t even been looking for a job, so when I found him wearing my robe, drinking my sherry, in my armchair, I evicted his ass. Now I’m the one sleeping on the sofa because my wife is mad at me. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML
Today, I had to kick my husband's friend out of our house after a week. He left lights on, played video games all day, ate all of our food and laughed when his son hit my dog. He was only invited over for one dinner. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, and since I got frustrated at my wife as she was harping on at me, yet again, a few months ago, and I told her to shut the fuck up for the first time ever in our 25 year marriage, I’ve been sleeping on the sofa. I’m thinking of changing my address to Sofa, Fireplace Road, Living Room Town. FML
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
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xdreamerx 7
Some of you can’t read. OP said after TWO NIGHTS, they invited him back, but he refused and wanted to stay there.
dreams2383 20
sounds like you did this to yourself. 2 months? how ridiculous to keep a fight going that long. sounds like you don't communicate at all with eachother.
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Comments (14)
core01 30
Sounds like time to redecorate your room!
dreams2383 20
sounds like you did this to yourself. 2 months? how ridiculous to keep a fight going that long. sounds like you don't communicate at all with eachother.
Hangryko 32
I think he's telling you it's over. He's just biding his time in there. Time to evict him from the whole house and file for divorce.
Billsonhamsen 17
She has no right to evict him. She can work harder to fix the situation or she can leave.
Hangryko 32
This could count as spousal abandonment, and her lawyer could remove his name from the property.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
What right did she have to kick him out of a room in their joint property? She caused this.
headlock95 3
Might as well start divorce proceedings. It took you 2 months to sort shit out between you too? You’re an idiot
xdreamerx 7
Some of you can’t read. OP said after TWO NIGHTS, they invited him back, but he refused and wanted to stay there.
Ubehage 32
You let him stay there for 2 nights, before you wanted him back? Well, sounds like he found himself a new freedom, away from crazy. You did it, now stfu!
UsernameNotRandom 10
Why 2 months? 1 night - fair enough if you both needed time to cool off but you both should have sat down and talked it through the next day. Neither of you did (or tried) by the sounds of it. So, if the communication is gone, why are you both still together? YDI and YDI to the husband as well.
HayNow 11
Go back and ready slowly
emmalou 19
Protect yourself and start preparing for a divorce
Charlie Given 28
Time for you to reevaluate how you treat your husband. kicking your significant other out of the bed is an abusive manipulation tactic. And it sounds like your husband is tired of your BS, serves you right for your behavior. Time for you to do some serious ass kissing and making up and couples therapy would probably be a good idea, otherwise you're headed towards divorce.
RichardPencil 32
"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime." Your husband discovered the contrapositive of that statement: If you can do the time, you are truly free!