Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, I'm in bed pretending to sleep because I don't want to see my husband. He's manipulative and a jerk to me some times. I just don't want to deal with him anymore. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, during an argument, I finally told husband that I feel like he doesn’t love me or want me, but keeps me around because it’s easier since we have kids involved. I told him I would sleep in my son's room. He responded 15 min later saying he didn’t need me to. Needing and wanting are two different things. He doesn’t love me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve been slowly staying later and later at work, then having a glass of wine before bed to avoid my husband, because we mostly fight whenever we see each other now. FML
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Top comments
StormGirl142 24
Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?
ambamm135 7
Logic, **** logic.
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Comments (127)
metalflower00 11
Spoiler alert: OP is a ******* dumbass
rulezdunmatter 12
That's no spoiler.
havocmike 3
If you dig deeper, you'll find that's not the real reason at all. guarantee it
JoeLouisBomber 9
I dont understand why do you have to make your husband feel bad for you to sleep on another bed?? Why the **** dont you just sleep there when you feel like it??
logiee_bearr 6
Because she is a woman therefor she does things that make no sense to anyone else
hdw17 0
so u too just sleep in the spare room or switch the beds
perdix 31
Is it the actual bed that's more comfortable, or that you are not next to a smelly mass that kicks, farts and snores?
rubberduckie94 13
i feel sorry for your husband. by starting petty arguements everyday with him you better hope he does not find somewhere new to sleep and a new girlfriend thats more comfortable to be around than his wife.
iheartstupid 4
You could be a grown up and tell your husband you prefer to sleep in the spare bed because it's more comfortable. Or you could switch out the beds. If you'd rather pick fights to go sleep somewhere else then just say you're not comfortable in
rulezdunmatter 12
I don't understand how you can sleep comfortably when your marriage is in shambles, and you're the one causing all the problems.
Levvy 22
"Realized"? You really analyze your own thoughts so little that it's something you had to later "realize"?
bigballer10 0
Thts stupid af