Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, I'm in bed pretending to sleep because I don't want to see my husband. He's manipulative and a jerk to me some times. I just don't want to deal with him anymore. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, during an argument, I finally told husband that I feel like he doesn’t love me or want me, but keeps me around because it’s easier since we have kids involved. I told him I would sleep in my son's room. He responded 15 min later saying he didn’t need me to. Needing and wanting are two different things. He doesn’t love me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve been slowly staying later and later at work, then having a glass of wine before bed to avoid my husband, because we mostly fight whenever we see each other now. FML
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Top comments
StormGirl142 24
Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?
ambamm135 7
Logic, **** logic.
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Comments (127)
BadSuerte 0
You're bad.
Chingy892987 14
I am a girl and i agree with that... O_O
5upernova 3
Just file for a divorce and you do not have to do anything to sleep on the spare bed anymore. At least try to do one decent thing for your husband. Stringing him along and creating drama queen situations is rather selfish.
katlyn69 0
This really doesn't even make sense
mojjo21 4
My mom does that bc my bed is softer than hers! :D
twaumat 28
and I bet he's thinking WTF did I do wrong AGAIN??? fhl.
kei1108 13
Thats incredibly unhealthy. Just say "I think I want to sleep in the spare bed tonight. It really is more comfortable." Done. And then go shopping for a more comfortable queen/king sized bed... Honesty is more important than you think.
DJDude_Arazely 10
Good idea. Argue about why not switch beds. :D
Elfkid21 19
that's retarded! Poor guy! why dont u just switch the matteresses?
blondiee11 6
umm..i thought girls always get the bed.