Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, I'm in bed pretending to sleep because I don't want to see my husband. He's manipulative and a jerk to me some times. I just don't want to deal with him anymore. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, during an argument, I finally told husband that I feel like he doesn’t love me or want me, but keeps me around because it’s easier since we have kids involved. I told him I would sleep in my son's room. He responded 15 min later saying he didn’t need me to. Needing and wanting are two different things. He doesn’t love me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve been slowly staying later and later at work, then having a glass of wine before bed to avoid my husband, because we mostly fight whenever we see each other now. FML
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StormGirl142 24
Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?
ambamm135 7
Logic, **** logic.
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Comments (127)
mamajamma 9
I "like" this! Lol been there!
bobak_can_ani 7
Couldn't you simply ask him permission to sleep in the other bed? I would be more than happy to give my clingy wife such permission.
quackImapenguin 16
Ask permission? Really? She needs her husband's permission to sleep on a comfier bed? Nah, she should just announce it (if they're even still married- this is from years ago).
shessovain 7
Switch the beds, you ******* twat.
conflictedebola 20
Not only is this immature and stupid on many levels but in some aspects may even be considered abusive manipulative behavior. You're honestly putting your husband through a toxic relationship because you don't have the common sense to say "Hey, the spare bed is more comfortable than ours, we should switch it!"?
dragoongirl90 34
Wow ydi
bleedingglitter 24
Sounds like you need to budget for new mattress or a nice topper for your current one. I sleep on the couch sometimes just because it gives me better back support but I'm 7 months pregnant.
iwood214 14
You need to tell him that and apologize. Why, in the first place, didn't you just say "the mattress on the spare bed is more comfortable, can we get it for the main bed?"
Shaolin_za 8
This is just sick and wrong on so many levels. You've got mental issues OP
lanexox1d 22
you seem like a dick