Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, I'm in bed pretending to sleep because I don't want to see my husband. He's manipulative and a jerk to me some times. I just don't want to deal with him anymore. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, during an argument, I finally told husband that I feel like he doesn’t love me or want me, but keeps me around because it’s easier since we have kids involved. I told him I would sleep in my son's room. He responded 15 min later saying he didn’t need me to. Needing and wanting are two different things. He doesn’t love me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve been slowly staying later and later at work, then having a glass of wine before bed to avoid my husband, because we mostly fight whenever we see each other now. FML
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Top comments
StormGirl142 24
Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?
ambamm135 7
Logic, **** logic.
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Comments (127)
Tgo19053 15
That poor, poor man
shotgunman89 3
wow... you are a terrible person OP. you may as well leave your husband so he can find someone normal.
A_Little_Girl77 12
Lmao.. Move beds.. No point in arguing.. Smh
Lythargic 0
I think if you sucked his dick more he wouldnt care where you slept as long as he gets to shoot a load all over you.
hateevryone 15
stop causing the arguments & just switch the beds out.
kodinbug 2
Seems logical. Very logical.
xrudeboyrock 29
That's just bitchy and manipulative. Switch the mattresses or just sleep there if you want, but don't make your poor husband miserable.
summinay 0
Sounds pretty stupid/immature. Just TELL him the spare bed is better and switch them. Easy solution.
33whitten 3
Bitch wife level 100
zenrael 21
Severe communication error. Good luck with that marriage.