Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, I'm in bed pretending to sleep because I don't want to see my husband. He's manipulative and a jerk to me some times. I just don't want to deal with him anymore. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, during an argument, I finally told husband that I feel like he doesn’t love me or want me, but keeps me around because it’s easier since we have kids involved. I told him I would sleep in my son's room. He responded 15 min later saying he didn’t need me to. Needing and wanting are two different things. He doesn’t love me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, I realized that I’ve been slowly staying later and later at work, then having a glass of wine before bed to avoid my husband, because we mostly fight whenever we see each other now. FML
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StormGirl142 24
Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?
ambamm135 7
Logic, **** logic.
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Comments (127)
nofearjenshere 12
OP: I like the spare bed more than you anyways! Husband: Why dont you just marry the spare bed then??
AnagenisisZagus 13
Uh-huh... BOOOOOOOO. -cough, cough-
Dark__Angel66 24
Noob -___-
gress269 4
MAYBE I WILL!!
MwahFMLS 6
Well, I don't blame you. But maybe OPs spare bed is only a one person bed? Never know. Personally, I like sleeping alone anyway. Maybe thats just me being single and lonely..
ultimatum946 0
What? You have Lois, she's hot.
MwahFMLS 6
Lois had a one night stand with Brian, it's a long story we're taking a break.
ninjacapo 2
Even if its a one person bed it gives them excuse to snuggle up close But they probubly should get a new bed "ask me About my temperpedic" or whtever they decide
d3adly 5
"You're you're just a terrible person."- Hangover
ultimatum946 0
lol I could just imagine the husband like "wtf is her problem? did I offend her?... :/" I feel bad for him.
FYLDeep 26
I think I've met people that think like you do on the Internet.
22jrdn55 15
f*ck his life, not yours. here's an idea, get a new mattress!
twaumat 28
are you dumb???
Pentium_4 27
sounds like a chick
thehouseaddict 3
Solution: get a new bed
ImaginaryFoe 1
You are an adult, correct? This is your home? Sleep wherever the **** you want! Why make his life miserable? I'm finding it hard to accept anyone can be this obtuse so I suspect something else is going on. Maybe you truly are upset with your husband and it's not the spare bed that's more comfortable, it's that you're sleeping alone.