Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I've discovered that it's hard to convince your friend that your Internet won't stop randomly shutting off when he's trying to have a serious conversation with you. I'm actually not lying, but he thinks I'm trying to ignore him. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
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Exhumed 0
"live"s are overrated
Herushingu 0
Sigh...i realized i do the same thing >_>
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Comments (103)
1goodthing 0
You're sad... which means you're AWESOME in FML land
Turtles_rock 0
Wow that's sad
aziaaa 0
i don't even try to convince anyone i have a life :( i think i may actually start doing this.
thesicmrcastle 0
You dont have to lie to make friends I'm sure theres another loser just like you somewhere
wokietokie 0
was that supposed to make him feel better? haha
littlegolferboy 4
The FPS and in real life is too low, and the HDR lighting isn't all that great either.
Waspinator1998 21
Agreed, I think signing up for this in alpha was a bad idea.
perdix 31
Real life sucks! When was the last time my boss gave me an "FTW?" Or my wife gave me a "WIN +1?" I do get an LOL from my kid sometimes.
perdix 31
Oh, thank you! This is why ML is FML. Who would have thought a place where people contribute their stories of humiliation only to get ridiculed and further humiliated could also be such a warm, nurturing place?
turnedoffTVgrey 0
I figured it out too. Perdix FTW.
brkn_hearted 0
at least you have a wife man... and a boss who could POSSIBLY give you a ftw! but i feel your pain :( i HAVE moved on though from just the internet to talking to people from the internet on the phone whilst being on the internet... not much progress, but working on it :P
redbluegreen 41
And who might be this person that you are talking to?
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
loser. get a life before its too late. your missing alot. when i read this fml, i cracked up... sorry OP
NILTIAKNITRAM 0
WOW. REALLY? WOW. How could you say such a thing? Have you not heard of online bullying? Or the Columbine shooting? People like you who are bitches and insensitive cause such hurtful events. You should learn to be nicer to people. And look at you... replying to FML's... are you really that cool yourself? I THINK NOT! Hoe.
MicMic_fml 7
87 - Bad hair day?
Byrnevictim 0
How do you just realize that?
NumberZine 0
They would only know if they were on as much as you were. Meaning they're not going to call you on it. So big ******* deal. Shitty FML.
Ellowise_fml 0
dw, I do this too ;) I think it's actually very normal behavior... i hope ? :D