Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
Today, I accepted that I've fallen in love with someone completely amazing… but they live over 3000 miles away. FML
Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
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Top comments
FD929 0
Might wanna think about raising the bar just a little. Your definition of incredible seems to need some adjusting.
DaleksAreEpic 0
Ha. He must be going to prison for theft, because he just STOLE your heart.
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Comments (85)
WeanedOnMethane 0
#14, i feel yaa brah.
Audi___S5___GT 0
mos def
TheSpoof 0
what the hell do these past four comments mean
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Or, to summarize, just don't trust anybody. Good advice!* *=This is seriously not sarcasm; it's actually VERY good advice.
smileyminaj 0
gurl iiM g0iiN thru dah saMe thiiNg soo ii kn0 wat y0uh g0iiN thru.
quinnteh 0
I wouldn't give the same benefit of the doubt to this one though...
TheSpoof 0
did he beat you over the head really hard
quinnteh 0
Yup we all know girls have a weakness for assholes and assholes seem to like doing this.
ms_not_so_happy 0
love has no barriers!
Ultimate_Cynic 0
But it sure does have a lot of trapped floors leading to serrated, rusty spikes.
effedupyoh 0
damn what a badass! if you fell for him, then you fell for him because of who he is... a criminal. :)
hedgehogs 0
We don't know what he's in for. Still, even if it's something that you consider not very important, it's a fact that his life is going to be very complicated during and after he completes his term. What I would hope for you in this situation is that you put taking care of yourself first. Please think of what's best for you, letting that take priority over everything. I wish I had done this when I was young and stupid instead of letting myself be mistreated because I was such a loving and loyal partner.
perdix 31
You ought to wait for him until he gets out of prison. By then he will have become an expert in tossing your salad, even if there is an adjustment period for him to get used to doing it on a female.
Jessi_Rose96 0
I would rethink the whole "incredible" thing.