Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
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Top comments
ashleynonymous 0
What is with mom's telling their kids they're ugly nowadays? What happened to the days when ugly people could always expect to hear they're not ugly from their mom?
me5 0
Tell her everybody says you got her looks!
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Comments (32)
jjcastillo 0
Damn, your mom's a biatch
shyam513 13
your mum is seriously a jerk - if she likes those kids so much she should be happy you're their friend. Oh BTW - First!
passwordis_fml 2
dumbass
ashleynonymous 0
What is with mom's telling their kids they're ugly nowadays? What happened to the days when ugly people could always expect to hear they're not ugly from their mom?
Tigg3r 3
it stopped three generations ago...
CallMeHush 1
You must have been wearing that sweater she hates or was it that your nice neck tattoo was showing?
me5 0
Tell her everybody says you got her looks!
BangOut 2
And then her mother could tell her that she got adopted :)) Best comeback ever possible
Aceage 0
Lol..
jair_lhao 0
lmao!! #2 you fail!!! jajajaja
tyrob911 0
haha #6 I'm liking your comment. can't stop laughing
lettertjes 0
Either she is a bitch or she was just playing around with you. I think the latter is more probable. Although people should know teenagers can't stand it when their parents make fun of them, even if it's meant well.
rooskieroo 0
hah..i agree with #6
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
@ # 6 lol thatz agreeable lol :)