Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
Today, I accepted that I've fallen in love with someone completely amazing… but they live over 3000 miles away. FML
Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
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Top comments
FD929 0
Might wanna think about raising the bar just a little. Your definition of incredible seems to need some adjusting.
DaleksAreEpic 0
Ha. He must be going to prison for theft, because he just STOLE your heart.
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Comments (85)
amuck 0
at least you know he won't be cheating on you. maybe you can help him change his life around if you yourself are willing to wait it out faithfully!
babycake69 5
what he do? and how long is the time
lemonsquid 6
wow
wowmybf 5
hahahahahah do it again
crazycountrychic 1
I feel your pain completely! I too fell for a man that had a pending court case. It was a case of being at the wrong place at the wrong time and was pretty much a set up. It does NOT make him a bad person!! I'm not sure what ur guy did to get himself in this mess and I'm not sure how long he's looking at or how long u all have been together. Me and mine have been together 2 yrs so I did truly get to know him and fall in love with him. So if u are to that point I say stand by him. Prison is a lonely place and to have the security of knowing u love him and will stand by him will make all the difference in the world to him. It takes a loyal and loving person to stay in that situation but if u have the kind of love that I have for mine then it will be an easy thing to do. I couldn't imagine being anywhere but by my mans side. Follow ur heart.
RockNRollAndrew 18
If the jail time isn't for that long , I don't see much of a problem.
great_just_great 22
OMG he does sound incredible!!
ESE_gutty 18
Incredible huh ?
shannon2348 14
Apparently he's not that incredible.