Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Holy stereotypes, mom!
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Pile on
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Busted
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
Liar!
Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
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enfpftw 0
uhm, this isn't funny. definately not an fml.
omgitzjose 0
hey i know how u feel
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Comments (79)
marycharles 0
then tell her... it's not a big deal. geez people are stupid
ryguy997 0
I think she meant that she doesn't have one but she says she does.
Kureeziineko 3
I think the real FML here is that the OP doesn't have a bf and has to lie to his/her mom about it. Being single does suck.
UWBeautyQueen12 0
How do you 'just realize' that?
UWBeautyQueen12 0
How do you 'just realize' that?
izaknvire11_fml 0
lol, dumbass!
waywick 0
biggest. yawn. ever.
eatpie 0
dude. this isnt even an fml. this is a moderation fail T.T people lie all the time... its not that big a deal. and why lie, she'll find out eventually
wintamint101 7
why dont u tell her?
ryanliechty 0
maybe her mom stole her bf