indian:(
United States
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
BtoTheRtoTheTTK
Winter Haven, United States
Holy stereotypes, mom!
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
Pile on
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
???
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Anonymous
United States
Busted
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Idk anymore
Modesto, United States
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
busted
United Kingdom
Liar!
Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
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enfpftw 0
uhm, this isn't funny. definately not an fml.
omgitzjose 0
hey i know how u feel
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Comments (79)
miamiheat244 0
How is this an fml
amatayo 0
First this is not am fml Second just tell her Third your mom loves you and raised you so if she does not like who you are dating maybe you should try and look at it through her eyes.
sw95volleyball 0
ok then tell her. that was faggish and doesnt deserve to be an fml. god. grow up!
lives_ppl 0
you obviously have no awareness of other cultures
caretoshare 0
How is this an FML ? But anyways. I always feel guilty too. I hate guilt. It sucks.
n42nate 0
I know how you feel. My mom always asks who I'm on the phone with, who I'm testing, and who I'm hanging out with. I very badly want to tell her that I have a girlfriend. But apparently I'm too young. I hate it. And I guess I'm kinda spineless
cramazing 0
ME TOO IM NOT ALLOWED TO HAV A BOYFRIEND UNTIL IM 16
muffinkitty 15
me either!! it sucks I have to hide it! :,( i've only dated like two guys though, and me and my current one will have our two month on the tweltfth.
wickedwilf 0
how about people actually read this? she DOESNT have a boyfriend, and is lying to her mum saying she DOES how can people even misread that?
dstryke 0
I understood it too
IceCreamMage 17
You know there was another FML the same cept it was about having a GIRLFRIEND. Either the same person or these two are lying about being together.
loveyahun 0
Tell her you have a boyfriend...
juggal3tte 0
then tell her. she can get over it