indian:(
United States
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
BtoTheRtoTheTTK
Winter Haven, United States
Holy stereotypes, mom!
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Anonymous
Pile on
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
???
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Anonymous
United States
Busted
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Idk anymore
Modesto, United States
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
busted
United Kingdom
Liar!
Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
Top comments
enfpftw 0
uhm, this isn't funny. definately not an fml.
omgitzjose 0
hey i know how u feel
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (79)
mynameizanthony 0
#5 talks to much
dani_fizzle 0
ahahhaa #14 I was just thinking that.... :)
MukyDaCookie 0
I feel you im paki and i cant tell my mom/parents about my girlfriends its a bummer, especially when I go to friends houses and they make out with thier girlfriends in front of thier parents
Seni_Seviyorum_fml 0
Yeah, I don't know what it's like, but I did once have the biggest crush on a guy who couldn't have girlfriends. Turned out later he went against it and went out with my friend, who he's been in love with for years. ¬¬ Hahah :P
strawberry09 0
i have a friend in this situation she has a wonderful boyfriend that shes been with for a little over 2 years i think she also has an arranged marriage we joke and say im going to kidnap her and we're going to run away and get married when she turns 18 lol
24788 7
Many people do that when they're young.
containsnosoy 0
Yeah, one day she'll stop pretending to not know.
xkarina71692x 0
then dont?
Dooms_day 5
when it says theres one comment, and theyres really 20, its anoying
LinneaHall 0
Uh, so tell her.