Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
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Top comments
Madame_Javert 4
Well did you?
doctorhook86 25
I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?
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Comments (96)
Madame_Javert 4
Well did you?
PlaySpades 21
From her name, I'm guessing yes....
tinyj96 3
Is he chewbacca?
tennisrapper1 14
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Codezlol 21
Was it based off of the fugitive?
Death_Hoe_Inn 10
That means that he'll got blamed for her death and I don't think she'd want that
0RedPenguin0 8
28- What?
CatchMe25 16
#30- if OP was referencing her boyfriend from The Fugitive, which is a Harrison Ford movie, then the boyfriend would be blamed for OP's death. To which 28 is right, OP wouldn't want that.
doctorhook86 25
25 & 43: Guys, they aren't getting it. Sometimes I think we're too old for this place.
Merylwen 24
Since her username is "busted", I guess she did.
lululatenight 28
He must be too good to be true :)
doctorhook86 25
I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?
gc327072 31
Yep. Scruffy looking nerf herders get all the chicks. As I always say FBHN
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Nothin better than a blaster at your side
graffitied_love 20
The proof is in the username as stated by a reply to comment 1
xXwolflegionXx 8
Or Indiana jones
doctorhook86 25
48: Or Indiana Jones indeed!
OhDearBetrayal 25
36- OP probably put that name out of sarcasm.
ironwords 8
I dunno, the president in Air Force one was a badass
laden_swallow09 35
60- Ahhh, yes. "GET OFF MY PLANE!"
PrettyKookieToo 8
Haha, at least your boyfriend is interesting enough to qualify as a Harrison Ford character.
LO388 7
Which could be a good thing or a VERY bad thing.
TheGianaJinx 0
How could anything with Harrison Ford be bad?
MURIKKA 11
31- You've obviously never seen Mosquito Coast.
TheGianaJinx 0
Oh... Yeah that. Never mind?
Iniezian 18
Take a look at OP's name. Apparently, her dad was right
TheGianaJinx 0
I didn't even look at OP's name. This changes my perspective on everything, OP is psycho.
PrettyKookieToo 8
44 - Oh god, I didn't notice the name... Well, this changes things.
Welshite 40
Was it Short Round?
jmelsha11 11
Docta Jones!
grahambertus 11
No it was chewbacca
greenie213 23
You had to have been lying. No one is as awesome as Harrison Ford.
buck33 14
Morgan Freeman
laden_swallow09 35
Liam Neeson? Clint Eastwood? CHUCK FREAKING NORRIS?? Come ON!
cattisanerd 9
But Harrison Ford is an asshole
CheeseTron 15
Your boyfriend must be pretty badass then.
Rainbowjumper0 12
I think OP's username says it all
mbusey 20
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
Iknowsomestuff 9
He figured you out around the time your boyfriend escaped from the Temple of Doom?
eternal7 6
Or when she said he'll be picking her up in his Millennium Falcon tonight.
Mister_Triangle 21
"He would have been here to meet you, but his plane was hijacked by terrorists. Also, he's the president."
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well, if you made up a boyfriend based off of Harrison Ford...at least you've got good taste, right?
Epikouros 32
Like Yoda looks your boyfriend?
StitchnLilo 24
Like yoda your boyfriend looks
Epikouros 32
Damn, if my D&D guild hears this, they're going to revoke my nerd card.