Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Holy stereotypes, mom!
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Pile on
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Busted
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
Liar!
Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
Top comments
enfpftw 0
uhm, this isn't funny. definately not an fml.
omgitzjose 0
hey i know how u feel
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Comments (79)
suckitupidc 1
i no dat feel
mendozamist 5
I have to lie about not having one!!
cutieQP 9
how about don't.
CaffieneKing 17
From my experience, people would rather you tell them the thing than they find out. Even if either way they will be mad they will be ten times more upset if they find out. Telling them also builds trust because they know you won't lie to them.
Qwermy 16
as a guy dating an Indian girl, I cannot possibly see this as a YDI for OP. Her parents wouldn't let her out of the house if she told the truth. Or her boyfriend would turn up dead. Only reason I'm not is because my gf is 20. And she still has a curfew of 11 when home from college...
sophia121 7
They wouldn't kill him. Im from a brown family. Itd be an embarrassment to bring the guy home. For her and the family. If u live in their house follow their rules. If ur marrying the guy why put yourself through this? So many guys and girls out there
sophia121 7
With all due respect, you're an idiot. Why are you doing it if you feel guilty, coming from a cultural brown family, i know what this means. The amount of disrespect you brought to your family is huge. Your parents don't know about this relationship but your brown classmates do. And they talk. Do not play the victim card, this is unforgivable.
hoosiergirl94 31
Then don't lie...?
whymeplease44 8
tell your mom you broke up because he wss cheating made a girl pregnant and fled to mexico