Today, I got a new upstairs neighbor, a fucking breeder with three brats and a screeching newborn. They’ve barely started moving in their shit and I can hear the howls already. It’s not fair to put them in upstairs apartments above people just trying to enjoy some peace and quiet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in. I was assured that it would be a family with two teenagers. The young children playing in the front yard suggested otherwise. This wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t autistic, and sensitive to the sounds of screaming kids. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, after hearing them stomp around all summer, my upstairs neighbor’s obnoxiously loud kids finally started school. Now I get to hear them get up at 6:30am and stomp around while they get ready. FML
Today, like every day since the new neighbors moved into the townhouse next door, their newborn won’t stop crying. The room the two toddlers and newborn are in apparently shares a wall with my bedroom, so I hear crying while I work remote, study remote, and try to sleep. FML
Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML
Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If you don't like living around people go buy a tent and live in the woods.
DLBL 23
The fact that you call them "Breeders" tells me you're an asshole right out of the gate. It's not fair! You want peace in quiet in a ******* apartment building? You're hilarious.
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angus 17
What a horrible person you must be. You probably deserve to suffer for being such a miserable sod
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you don't like living around people go buy a tent and live in the woods.
tiptoppc 21
In this day and age, especially in the US, police would arrest you and put you in a 5x7’ cell for that. At least now that homelessness is criminalized. It is here in Nebraska and they love enforcing it. This country has made living in tents illegal
BurnInDemonFire 39
Then he can live in prison. The point is for OP to deal with it or move.
DLBL 23
The fact that you call them "Breeders" tells me you're an asshole right out of the gate. It's not fair! You want peace in quiet in a ******* apartment building? You're hilarious.
Hangryko 32
You're an absolute AH. I hope you never know peace again.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, all the people saying YDI obviously have never had to endure the chaos that comes with out of control noisy kids and enabling parents. These days, people slap a screen in front of a kid's face and call it parenting. There is no discipline, no respect, and certainly no empathy for others. I realize kids will be kids, but parents need to be parents, and it sounds like this woman isn't being one. In my area, there are ton of "breeders" as OP called them. Seriously, they keep having kids just to get more welfare money. It's sad but it's true.