Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Anonymous
Wise words
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
Petergibbons
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Life's good
Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines, and inadvertently eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
wookieewhosshe
Cowdenbeath, United Kingdom
Never miss a chance to sit down
Today, I was so busy all the time that I actually got a thrill out of sitting down and taking the weight off my feet. On the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Money for whining
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Productivity
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Shitty job, eh?
3rere 0
your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?
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Besker 0
"The company makes a dollar and I make a dime, That's why I shit on company time" :P
History_fml 0
Something about the word Dump. It just makes me Grin.
feed_the_ducks 0
taking a dump is pretty important, at least your getting paid to do that.
DresdenB17 0
this is even more funny when you read it while your on the toilet at work, lol
Blithe_626 0
taking a shit can be pretty fun .....
yeAyeAno 0
easy solution: quit, get a new job. Its not hard, and don't bullshit by saying there is a recession, no excuse. And find something better to do with your time if you have that much free time.
kukopia 0
ALL that time on the commode and you just now realized that?!??! That's using your brain! You really need to bring a clipboard to work so you can brush up your resume and fill out employment applications while you're in there. Hint; if the stall walls are metal, you can use kitchen magnets and get rather well organized in there.
rukusrazor 0
Fiber. Eat more of it grandpa. ( I imagined OP as an old man that is a greeter at Wal-Mart for some reason )
lem0n_fml 0
Just don't poop out a tapeworm at work. That'd be embarassing.
hottopicthief 0
PTP!!!!! (paid time poopin) the greatest thing in the world!!