Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Anonymous
Wise words
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
Petergibbons
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Life's good
Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines, and inadvertently eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
wookieewhosshe
Cowdenbeath, United Kingdom
Never miss a chance to sit down
Today, I was so busy all the time that I actually got a thrill out of sitting down and taking the weight off my feet. On the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Money for whining
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Productivity
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Shitty job, eh?
3rere 0
your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?
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bmarek10 0
I know how that is, it sucks doesn't it?
plexico 4
So the phrase "Same Shit, Different Day" doesn't apply to you since are continuously trying to make new shit all the time. Somehow, I get the feeling that you are still one of the most productive workers at your organization.
jonny2x4 0
Many a great idea came from sitting in the shitter.
xHaniffax 0
I would recommend FiberCon or perhaps Senokot?
MiniatureMayhem 0
I can't blame you. Taking a crap can actually be pretty exciting sometimes.
fxdxhk90 0
Hey, great ideas come on the shitter. Did you know that Isaac Newton first thought about the idea of gravity while he was taking a dump?
thefury 0
I'm in the air force and it's like that everyday
Wankster 0
WTF this is not a FML! it's a MLIA! I wanna get paid for taking dumps ****** you're luckky
Shmoopie4 0
That's not a bad way to spend a work shift, in my opinion...you're lucky! I wish I could get paid to take porcelain cruises all day. That would be the life!
iheartjustinsane 0
I feel your pain, my friend.