Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Anonymous
Wise words
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
Petergibbons
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Life's good
Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines, and inadvertently eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
wookieewhosshe
Cowdenbeath, United Kingdom
Never miss a chance to sit down
Today, I was so busy all the time that I actually got a thrill out of sitting down and taking the weight off my feet. On the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Money for whining
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Productivity
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Shitty job, eh?
3rere 0
your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?
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Comments (94)
papertigers_fml 0
You're doing it wrong.
plexico 4
You're going to get hemorrhoids from straddling the toilet all day. If you want to get fulfillment from a boring job, do what I do, hang out on FMyLife.com all day! :)
Darkcloud_fml 0
I've actually been there. I feel your pain. My old job was so boring since i had no internet or anything to break the monotony i spent about 3 hours a day on the toilet
imamonster1 0
at least you get paid for taking a dump, sounds good when you put it that way
Silverill 0
people never learns girls don't poop.
Intellectualist 0
I've been working since I was 15, and never have I ever pooped on the job. I don't likep ublic toilets, they are grosssss.
moonlight_daze 8
If girls don't poop, does that mean they're full of shit?
Witchcraft_fml 5
Thanks for sharing. Now, go find yourself some Dulcolax.
Equinox987 0
You get paid for taking a shit. Come on, that's an MyLifeIsG story!
GriefBacon 0
Boring.
toink 0
Pulling your tapeworm out for hours too?
padfoot_fml 0
If you need to take a dump remember Confucius say: He who eats many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. :)