Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML
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Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
Today, I learned that the three secretaries at work make spreadsheets about who uses the toilets, when and for how long, and then make bets on who will take the longest toilet break, who will use it the most often, etc. Now I constantly look at my watch whenever I use the toilets. FML
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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Top comments
hoosiergirl94 31
Just don't open it at your desk
jayennachristine 23
sounds like you play it a little too much
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Comments (45)
hoosiergirl94 31
Just don't open it at your desk
nattlecakes 19
I think that's what OP is saying happened... Yikes!
Brandi_Faith 34
Luckily op just said the "need to pee" was there and didn't say "pee." So he opened the app and immediately felt he had to go to the bathroom, as oppose to opening the app and peeing his pants. Either way, I think there's a bit too much sudoku happening, and if you have trained yourself this way, maybe only play it in the bathroom. Pavlov and dog, meet op.
cameron6731 13
Oh Jesus quit being so pissy
XxDanno316xX 27
Come, I'll show you the door. Sir.
LilMissCanadian 22
You tried a bit too hard on this one...
jayennachristine 23
sounds like you play it a little too much
olpally 33
That's some true talent... Lol.
klorehore 24
Perhaps spend a little less time playing games at work, its not like peeing takes a long time.
booze_n_bitches 37
Pavlov would be proud!
ManUtdFan743 21
I wish I could thumb up this comment more than once.
IIIIRowdy 5
Like the guy who gets a boner while listening to the national anthem?
pperalta 7
You're the Pavlov of our time.. Nice job OP
booze_n_bitches 37
Technically he's the Pavlovian dog of our time...
Brandi_Faith 34
Technically he's both Pavlov and the dog of our time. Really a whole new species seeing as he both trainer and trainee.
AyeJay101 25
You've finally done it. You've created an app to piss yourself! Now we need an app for the other end...
itsalanis 25
An app to help with constipation would be priceless.
Nysha 17
I actually did this. For various reasons I had about a month when ******** was incredibly painful... So I distracted myself with sudoku. Eventually got to the point where, even though i wasn't in pain any more, I found it really hard to shit if I wasn't playing sudoku. It was really surreal...
Teamk09 13
I hate mobile strike
Scarylizard1798 23
Gaming > life