Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Who else can relate?
Today, my OCD reached a new high when I used a correction pen to white-out an eyelash which was photocopied onto every single page of my reading material. I did it because the eyelash was too distracting and I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
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evan_7899 28
well, make another
addioty 19
We are on the same boat :/
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Kaylee_Knudsen 19
Cover it so you don't have to see it. Problem solved.
DocBastard 40
You know what annoys me? When people who are just anal call themselves "OCD". I'm fairly certain you don't have a damned clue what OCD really is, because OCD is NOT the same as being anal. Go look it up.
tannerianian 11
Due to your profile pic you seem to know what anal is...
addioty 19
I have been clinically diagnosed. Though I do hate it when people self diagnose themselves because they're particular about some things.
Snide_Sniper 3
14-Thank you, I suffer from OCD and I find it extremely annoying when people who are anal say that they have OCD.
kathryn14 19
Same here, I've been diagnosed and it drives me crazy when people say that. They don't know what we go through. If I got that paper cut I wouldn't be worried it wasn't a straight line, I would have to make the exact same paper cut on the same finger on the other hand. Lol.
golden_warrior 23
27 - your comment was, "we are on the same boat." You might have it but you clearly don't know the symptoms that OCD displays
addioty 19
I said I'm particular like that as well. I do clearly know what it is and like the previous comment said, I'd have to make the same mark on the same finger on the other hand to calm myself. Whenever I walk in a room I have to check behind mirrors or I feel uneasy. I have to shower backwards or I feel plain weird. Like I said, assumptions. . .
addioty 19
There is also no particular symptoms. Everyone with OCD is different and you really shouldn't be commenting stuff like that if you have no clue what you're talking about.
golden_warrior 23
Well, I actually misunderstood your first comment because people with OCD tend not to care if the cut was straight or not. Like the comment above me said, they would care more about having the same cut on the other hand. I do apologize because you said in your other comment that you were just trying to relate to OP
addioty 19
It's okay :) I'm really sorry, sometimes my comments come out bad :P
Mossears133 15
You know what annoys me? When people make assumptions about others without knowing a damn thing about them. How do you know OP wasn't diagnosed and actually DOES have OCD? You shouldn't just automatically assume, "Oh, they're just being an anal little bitch," because that just makes you look like an ass.
kumarina 35
The OCD haa a diferent clinical from person to person, but is diagnose as that when that anxiety stops then from having a normal life, I do admit I have some obssesive conducts but no OCD, I hate when people miss use it like when they call themself bipolar
DocBastard 40
Mossears - Because what OP is describing has absolutely nothing to do with OCD whatsoever. So I'm fairly certain my assumption is completely justified. Any other stupid questions?
kathryn14 19
46, I did say I would care about having the same cut on the other hand, but that's not necessarily how it is with everyone with OCD. That's how it affects me. So if the op does in fact have OCD, this could be a plausible way that it affects them. I wasn't insisting that op doesn't have OCD, I was simply commenting that I also hate when people who don't have it or don't know about it say that they have OCD. Or say that they "are OCD" which actually makes no sense at all
Mossears133 15
In case you haven't noticed anything on this thread, Doc, OCD varies vastly from person to person. OP could easily have a case centered around the evenness and perfection of forms (ie, making sure any and all lines are straight) as opposed to keeping things symmetrical. I must say, I'm rather surprised at your ignorance on this matter!
DocBastard 40
No. That is NOT OCD. That is being anal, particular, exacting. OCD is when you have an Obsession (like straight lines) that Compels you to do something (like wash your hands 13 times when you see a crooked line). If you are a bit anxious when you see a crooked line, that IS NOT OCD. I studied this in college. And in medical school. Was there anything else?
Dilwann 27
Also, they wouldn't just 'be annoyed' about it. They would find it horrible.
Mossears133 15
Alright, Mister Medical School, tell me, where does it say the OP WASN'T compelled to do something? The fact that he didn't write a ruddy novel means nothing. There IS a word limit, after all.
ruthi666 23
If you had been clinically diagnosed you would know the OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) is characterized by having repeated thoughts, feelings, ideas or sensations that cause certain compulsions like having to touch a door knob 3 times before you can open a door. Being a neat freak doesn't mean you have OCD.
Solle 9
The key word is "annoyed". I luckily don't have OCD, but I do know that someone with OCD would feel a lot worse than "annoyed".
pinkshirtbadman 15
I like having my dvds alphabetized, that's tooooootally OCD right?
Levvy 22
Person like the OP (call them what you will): "Oh, my desk just has to be tidy or it annoys me. Lol OCD!" Actual OCD person: "My desk has to be ritualistically arranged a specific way (that may or may not actually be tidy) or my child will get cancer."
yellowzinnias 20
So you have decided from a comment with limited characters that he is NOT OCD? Perhaps he spends hours every day lining up every single thing in his life and his irritation that his papercut is not also straight is simply a tiny hint of a very large problem. I am disturbed by the young people that think reading a tweet-length blurt from someone is "knowing" them. You need to cool your assumptions about whether or not people do or do not know about/have a disorder. Also, you might ask your doctor to also evaluate you for bipolar. They often go hand-in-hand, and you certainly have the hair-trigger anger symptom. And to cut you off, not only was I pre-med for years, I am also a medicated bipolar sufferer.
amayasoma 19
Just put a bandage over it neatly so you do not notice it? Out of site, out of mind.
kathryn14 19
OCD doesn't exactly work like that. I wish it did.
caohm 18
please don't try to be like monk and try to you get it right. there's no right way to get cut unless your defending yourself or some else.
S1deWinder 7
Cover it up and you won't see it.
nina739 10
well put a bandage horizontally .... prb solved:D
martin8337 36
It's a jungle out there (Monk).
OzzMonster 10
I wonder if it bothers OCD homosexuals that they aren't straight?
Enslaved 38
"Not if they're so gay they can't think straight". :P
Levvy 22
Funny enough, actually, recurring "Am I gay?" fears are one possible obsessive component of some OCD cases. So... in a way, you're right!
Adree 15
I MODERATED THIS! But Chapstick on a papercut is an instant cure(: stops pain
martin8337 36
Hell, I'm so anal/OCD that when I put canned goods away, the labels must face out and the can has to be right side up.
Enslaved 38
"Sleeping with the Enemy" :P
pinkshirtbadman 15
That's not OCD that's just being particular about a single issue. They are no where near the same thing. Liking things clean and in order is not OCD, it's just "being neat".