Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
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Comments (173)
astro2 0
FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!!
bravetheearth 0
It kind of reminds me of maybe the best pick up line I've ever heard, 'My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.' If you would have said it right after I bet you could have pulled it off. Actually probably not.
ChicaChica5683 0
that suxx!!!! I'm soo sryyy
makingcents 0
im guessing you were slimming down for your wedding and took something called Alli, which blocks digestion and, as a side-effect, leads to diarrhea. Oh well
darras 0
Not necessarily #122, some people have sensitive stomachs that cause this kind of problem when they are overly stressed or nervous. A similar thing happened to me, although I was lucky and it didn't set in until the reception and I would never touch slimming pills. This is a huge FYL, although OP you won't remember it in a few years, or even if you do it'll be an amusing story for hindsight!
muffinmanyahurd 0
this is probably a fake, but.. your life must really suck if you are on FML on your wedding day.
TheNewGuy03 29
i can see it now. 1 year later... "hey hunni, it's our anniversary!" the husband exclaimed. "oh dear, i'm so happy you remembered," said the wife gleefully. "oh, remember our wedding day? i said, 'i do,' then you shit your pants? that was hilarious! you still have that dress?" "you're sleeping on the couch." "wait--" |the kid|
teacher411 0
Haha! Did he stop saying his vows and take off right then and there???
demon1k 0
TO: You ONE INTERNET Congratulations. ;)
sara_jonas 0
that's so sad :(
bryno5 0
WOW!! thats so horrible im so sorry to hear that i feel sooo bad for you, i hope everything went ok which it probably didnt cause poop and white dress dont mix :(