Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
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Comments (173)
BadPinkKitty07 0
lol omg I can't stop laughing! dude, thank you for improving my day.
shananigans 0
Totally just freaked out a bunch of people by bursting into sudden laughter on the bus. Well played, triumvirate, well played.
sesp61289 0
Omg lol. Great fml ha. I feel really bad for you =[ this is just the perfect example though why you shouldn't eat after 7 and don't eat on your wedding day until the reception! Just to be safe.
blastvortex 4
Gee, were you nervous much? FYL though; that sucks.
DavidCooksAngel 0
# 18 LMAO! That was great:-)
CW001 0
That must have made the reception...interesting. FYL.
maskedman 9
Well a positive thing about this is no one will forget your anniversary. You'll probably get a lot of diapers as gifts though.
musicisadrug 0
the best part of this is that 85 ppl said ydi lmao
RoxyRaccoon 4
Good Lord. Words cannot express how sorry I feel for you. :(
IAMLALA 0
aw, that sucks. i hope you have a chance to get all pretty again, and have a great wedding.