Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I picked my sister up from the hospital. Apparently, she got into it with some guy who “didn’t look disabled” for parking in a handicapped spot and laid under his tires to stop him from leaving. He didn’t realize and ran her over. Now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about it. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Maddy121 0
Refuse to do it! And put a LOT of bleach in your sisters shampoo to make her hair get ruined :)
jay4who7 0
that's messed up I'd take it to court u would win for sure :)
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Comments (113)
RamirezAlfredo 0
first! :)
swimchic007 0
I think both you and your sister took that game of tennis waaaaaay to seriously.
afghan_angel 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah tats so me n my bro!
EffinAhole 0
"Today I was playing tennis with my jackhole little brother who threw a fit when I kicked his ass on the court. I didn't want to have to deal with him so I decided to leave. As I was pulling out he jumped in front of my car and when I swerved he hit my door with his tennis racket leaving a huge dent. Now he is telling my parents I tried to run him over."
UtterCatastrophe 4
hahaha awesome 26 =)
dane4422 0
y do girls get treated better? omfg just cuz they got extra stuff doesn't mean there so good
sulitak 27
really dane? just really? If only frued had made up the theory of ****** envy too. The OP didn't even say it was a boy. so, it could be two sisters... it could be that this is the younger one... we don't know and 26 probably true...
jay4who7 0
that's messed up I'd take it to court u would win for sure :)
Mylees 0
I hate when you guys take everything to the court
iGrenade 0
then what should op do? suck it up and cover up a crime? it's illegal to do so.
Maddy121 0
Refuse to do it! And put a LOT of bleach in your sisters shampoo to make her hair get ruined :)
FFML_314 12
Sigh
DLTsandwich 5
No offense, but this is terrible advice.
missmontreal97 4
just don't pay it and move out. don't ever talk to them. if they take if to court, you'll win :)
klovemachine 24
You could rip her skin off then use it as toilet paper. I like that idea :D
julz10 0
wow thats kind of overkill.
Freeze_fml 17
How did you manage to hit it by stepping to the side?
hairdreser0nfire 0
my thoughts exactly.
JoshTheMaggot 8
My thoughts are that OP was right in front of the car and by stepping to the side OP barely missed getting hit. I'm not quite sure how the dent happened but I could see how OP would be close to the door.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I read it as two separate actions. She stepped to the side to avoid being hit then she purposefully hit the car, possibly with the tennis racket. I may be completely wrong but that's how I read and why I voted YDI.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That's how I read it too, IF.
Bloodberry 0
all of you are wrong! OP ninja-kicked it!
TurkeySlab 9
Ding ding ding we have a winner
201chasew 22
she could have opened the door and hit him that way.
littlemissdqgirl 8
Ahh, family love.... it has a price.
rmsully8 0
trur
denvan 0
Are you made of steel or what?
hairdreser0nfire 0
no she is edward cullen lol
DLTsandwich 5
I was about to say the same thing, 14. :)
hairdreser0nfire 0
lol great minds think alike
JackynJared 0
...And fools seldom differ.
Klink_fml 3
no cars are mostly plastic bodies now
hairdreser0nfire 0
touche!
this_is_llama 0
Your sister is a freaking psycho!
dreamering 16
Bitch family fight for a tennis game. Let’s see what’s happens when boyfriends and money comes in between.
IpWarfare 0
Sounds like a personal problem(:
JackynJared 0
...And fools seldom differ.