lovesucks
United Kingdom
Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
geewhiz
United Kingdom
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Sexting Parents
Short Hills, United States
Nice view
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
thatonekid
United States
It's better than nothing, I suppose
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
bdaygirl
Grand Rapids, United States
Happy birthday anyway!
Today, I received a short happy birthday message from my father. He’s never been one to show affection, and I haven’t spoken to him in months since he only reaches out to ask for money. This might have given me hope that he cares or wants a relationship with me. Except… it’s not my birthday, and I don’t think he knows that. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Dementia?
Today, my dad called me a pussy and said I wasn't a real man, simply because I hugged and kissed my son and told him that I loved him. It gets even better though. My dad was openly affectionate and loving to me when I was a kid, then somewhere along the line, he became this horrible person. Can't go no contact. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
moweezy9
United States
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Top comments
bridgetoparadise 0
Even creepier because you're a guy
pawpaw_fml 0
Wow. Is he a priest?
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Comments (77)
rosierosierosie 0
creepy
YUMmMm 0
how the hell is that creepy?? it's his/her dad.... and they are kisses that come from a caring parent... I'm sure that isn't creepy....
minnieminroe 0
Well when I would go to school my dad used to tell me "hug and kisses sweet pea" I don't think her dad meant it in a.."I wa kiss you all over way"
vballerlover07 0
It's creepy because 1) OP is a guy and 2) Its his dad!! Guys army supposed to be telling their sons kisses in a text message..
vballerlover07 0
arnt**
pawpaw_fml 0
Wow. Is he a priest?
C4R0L1N3 0
How do you get kissed in a text message? I don't think that counts..
bridgetoparadise 0
Even creepier because you're a guy
johnbob_fml 0
hahahahhahaahahahahahahaha
musicislife1995_fml 0
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx do you feel special now?!
dudeitsdanny 10
Those are hugs O's are kisses.
greenltrn2003 0
hahaha FAIL
chelsey76 6
No, X's are kisses...you got it backwards
Azellia 15
Actually x is kiss and o is hug. It goes back to medieval times when people who couldn't spell their names signed with an x, and then they kissed it to seal the deal. You can look it up if you want.
Rocksygen 0
Well at least your dad loves you!
guitardude69 11
Your pic must become my new desktop background xD
farmgirl 3
at least daddy loves you
idkweird 0
Stop being a whiny bitch and maybe some girls will find you more interesting!
daisylokes 16
jerk
thinmint 0
and
perdix 31
I hope he's slipping you some tongue in those kisses! PS: I realized they are text messages and the OP is a dude.