lovesucks
United Kingdom
Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
geewhiz
United Kingdom
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Sexting Parents
Short Hills, United States
Nice view
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
thatonekid
United States
It's better than nothing, I suppose
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
bdaygirl
Grand Rapids, United States
Happy birthday anyway!
Today, I received a short happy birthday message from my father. He’s never been one to show affection, and I haven’t spoken to him in months since he only reaches out to ask for money. This might have given me hope that he cares or wants a relationship with me. Except… it’s not my birthday, and I don’t think he knows that. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Dementia?
Today, my dad called me a pussy and said I wasn't a real man, simply because I hugged and kissed my son and told him that I loved him. It gets even better though. My dad was openly affectionate and loving to me when I was a kid, then somewhere along the line, he became this horrible person. Can't go no contact. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
moweezy9
United States
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
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bridgetoparadise 0
Even creepier because you're a guy
pawpaw_fml 0
Wow. Is he a priest?
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gigi2009 0
well duh?
13__Loki__13 1
So are you guys seriously dating... or is it just hot sex?
fobchick 0
well lovemehobo, I do have a brain you worthless cum dumpster, and since I don't live or have I ever lived anywhere but American I wouldn't know that people spell things differently then they do here. So why don't you be a ******* asshole somewhere else. Piece of shit.
Person1233 13
Yup.. Young American who thinks they're cool using vulgar words. Stop making America's youth look bad, kk?
BritishHobo 0
Why do people use get a life for EVERYTHING now? Like, just because she didn't realise realise was spelled realise in some places means she needs a life? For the record I live in the UK and I use realize. But then, I also use mom.
Hanouchka 0
Its so cute. I wish my Papa would let me teach him how to send text message.
little_otter 0
this comment made me smile in a good way. I love when people use "Papa"
EveryDayJackAss 0
this is sadder than the saddest of the sad.....which in other words "your life is sad"
adummm5 0
looks like someone is gonna develop daddy issues. yay more kisses
Anteezy 7
This wouldn't be that bad if the OP wasn't a dude!
tommy666 0
YDI for being ugly. But at least your dad loves you :)
Finalmoech1 0
.. No offense OP but YDI for not trying to go out and find a girlfriend(or boyfriend if that’s what you prefer) If you can't find anyone... I’m sorry you will some day-gives you a cookie and oxox- we still love you.. well some of us.. .
Smashhh 0
Be glad you have a dad. A man will come along. My dad died a month ago, and id give anything to see that *hugs and kisses* in a text from him again. im happily engaged, but a fathers love is totaly different.