lovesucks
United Kingdom
Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
geewhiz
United Kingdom
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Sexting Parents
Short Hills, United States
Nice view
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
thatonekid
United States
It's better than nothing, I suppose
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
bdaygirl
Grand Rapids, United States
Happy birthday anyway!
Today, I received a short happy birthday message from my father. He’s never been one to show affection, and I haven’t spoken to him in months since he only reaches out to ask for money. This might have given me hope that he cares or wants a relationship with me. Except… it’s not my birthday, and I don’t think he knows that. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Dementia?
Today, my dad called me a pussy and said I wasn't a real man, simply because I hugged and kissed my son and told him that I loved him. It gets even better though. My dad was openly affectionate and loving to me when I was a kid, then somewhere along the line, he became this horrible person. Can't go no contact. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
moweezy9
United States
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
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bridgetoparadise 0
Even creepier because you're a guy
pawpaw_fml 0
Wow. Is he a priest?
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YayAmerica 0
At least your dad cares enough about you to send you sweet text messages. There IS a bright side. Now. Turn off the computer and go out and try to meet someone.
blackandgold 0
I effing hate it when people have to COME UP with a way that their life sucks. Your dad loves you? You're so ******. Get a life.
Voids 0
I'd kill to have a good relationship with my father. Whiny little bitch. :l
iBou_fml 4
no love compares to the parents love :)
schwinn11 0
Well, your dad has fed you, clothed you, and put a roof over your head all these years, he outta be allowed to **** you! Hahahahahaha, you are weird
schwinn11 0
No seriously, you should be happy about this, it's a good thing. Guys are always going to use you, and your dad will be there to protect you, so be thankful!
capnjax 0
Schwin11 - You do realise op is a bloke right?
schwinn11 0
holy shit I just realized you are a guy, what the *** is wrong with your family
BritishHobo 0
I love that if the OP was a girl, this would be a wonderful thing, but as soon as you find out she's not you have to ask what's wrong with that family Yeah, sorry for ruining the funny.
daisylokes 16
ew dude wtf is wrong with you? tsk tsk nasty
SookMauNoots 0
wat in the shit
Person1233 13
STEPS ON HOW TO CHANGE THIS. 1. Learn how to be male prostitute. 2. Find a town where horny girls are very eager for sex. 3. Pick your street corner. 4. ????????? 5. PROFIT!!!
8trickster8 0
Isn't number four supposed to be receive money from girls? The ???????? doesn't really make sense when you know what goes there.
aback 5
The most oral I get is from your dad, too.
vballerlover07 0
Hahahahahahaha! Aback: 1 OP: 0
dyliumo 0
"Today, my dad loves me. FML.
dyliumo 0
i forgot the last quotation mark. >:(
wh4t3v3R 0
And shows it by sending you obscene amounts of kisses over SMS.
fobchick 0
why the **** does everyone on this site spell REALIZED wrong!?!?!
Sunkistttt 0
He's from the UK. The British spelling is with an S instead of a Z. If you haven't noticed, they spell many words differently than us. =/
lovemehobo 0
Well, fobchick... May I call you twat? Well Twat, Not everyone in the world is born in America. In some places like Europe and Australia, many words like Civilised, Rationalised, REALISED, etc... Are spelt with an "s" :D please grow a brain. We also spell Mum with a "U", Favourite and Neighbour with "OU" isn't amazing?
Person1233 13
s/he's obviously young and has clearly no idea there is a spelling different to what he knows, yet. Being rude to him really wasn't mature, though he probably shouldn't be on this site, and using "****."
dudeitsdanny 10
This is a girl that called herself "fobgirl" Fall Out Boy girl, probably. You need to be patient with people like this. Most of them think Fall Out Boy is a guy. Most of them think that guy is Pete Wentz, not even Patrick Stump.
Alphabetica 0
Why is it that there's an English (UK) and English (US)? What is the point in having 'colour' and 'color'? And who's idea was it exactly to go ******* with the English language in the first place!?