Today, I found out that my home-made pasta sauce had a weird taste to it because my basil patch in the backyard has become my dog's preferred spot to pee. FML
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Same thing different taste
Good boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Petty quibble
Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML
Bad boy!
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Now we're cooking
Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Or he's a drug mule?
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
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seztacular 6
You didn't think to wash it first?
Pleonasm 36
Home Made Piss-ta Sauce.
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J08J 20
Move the basil patch.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Yes. We should just take everyone in town and push it somewhere else. -Patrick Star
Alleged_Cranium 7
You can always wash the basil...
browneyedgirl52 13
They sell "pee sticks" at many pet stores for situations like this. The stick smells like dog pee and attracts dogs to pee there so they don't pee on plants. It would be a cheap, worthwhile investment.
evilplatypus 39
17 - Urine soaks INTO things. I still wouldn't trust the basil all that much
ms_YoungMula 8
One can not just simply move a basil patch
seztacular 6
You didn't think to wash it first?
emh86 14
13 - I actually didn't know that!! Thanks for the tip! :D
rockstar362 8
13-this may not be entirely true. although the urine would go into the plants system, the plant can use processes like respiration (using glucose) that would change the way the urine would taste/ even exist inside the plant. if you water a plant with soda, the plant will not taste like soda once you wash it off. My bet is OP didn't wash the basil.
rockstar362 8
but urine does contain glucose in it so it would change it's chemical properties by having it used... And if the plant can't use any of it ( which is more or less what I said) it wouldn't affect the way it tasted on the inside...
docscientist 10
Actually it is broken down to its constituents, such as nitrogen, and used by the plant. Uric acid decomposes quickly. Human waste is used as fertilizer, but usually in poorer areas where choice isnt really an option; it's the risk of human pathogens in human feces. Op forgot to thoroughly wash the basil.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
You read this comment thinking I would give a counter example to the argument above me, but it is actually about pandas, cuz who the **** doesn't love pandas.
andyyroxx 20
13- But we use cow shit.
KillerPotato 14
So, we don't use human shit for fertilizer... but animal shit is still okay? I don't really see the difference.
Dojan 16
@70, it's very simple. Fertilizer comes from farms, typically pig/cow farms. The dung gets collected into a pool and can then be sprayed onto the field. Human faeces go into the sewers and mix with whatever we flush down there. People flush down diapers, make-up, toilet paper, soap, various chemicals from showers, makeup removal, washing machines etc. Most sewers also connect with the road network's drains, making various heavy metals go down into the same system as the potential fertilizer every time it rains. This means we'd have to purify the sewage before we could even consider using it for fertilizing plants. Human faeces and animal faeces are both used as fertilizer in fields. It's also fairly common for our compost to be turned into fertilizer as well. All farms handle their disposal of animal bi-products their own way, some cheap out and don't store it in tanks but rather dump it directly in nature or something else. But typically they should keep it in pools and basins until they can do something with it.
asherb0y 9
Talk about knowing your stuff!
docscientist 10
That's a lot to say to be wrong....
lemonademixer 7
Now that we're done talking about ******* science...
CarlosDanger 12
Quality counter argument. Really like the part where you did not counter his argument.
Dilwann 27
You have a dog, you have a yard, dog pees and ***** in the yard. Should've seen this coming.
sunshinethehuman 9
You need to plant your basil in a pot or otherwise inaccessible place and/or thoroughly wash it before putting it anywhere near food.
DerrickJames 33
Some people use love as their special ingredient. You use dog pee. You're just innovating the pasta world!
Ukeee_X 19
You should always wash it when it's came from the ground... And maybe bleach your tongue now.
WatsonIsThatDood 6
Doesn't matter. The plant ingests the soil around it. So the urine seeps through the soil and is ingested by the basil
Pleonasm 36
Home Made Piss-ta Sauce.
Pleonasm 36
I would pee insulted if I wasn't! ;)
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
You're my number 1!
maz95 17
I think your dog was just sharing the love.
oj101 33
Your dog has certainly made its mark in and outside the home.
oj101 33
Don't worry too much. The bacteria will be sterilized if the pasta sauce is heated above 78 degrees when cooked. Still a little gross though.