lovesucks
United Kingdom
Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
geewhiz
United Kingdom
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Sexting Parents
Short Hills, United States
Nice view
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
thatonekid
United States
It's better than nothing, I suppose
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
bdaygirl
Grand Rapids, United States
Happy birthday anyway!
Today, I received a short happy birthday message from my father. He’s never been one to show affection, and I haven’t spoken to him in months since he only reaches out to ask for money. This might have given me hope that he cares or wants a relationship with me. Except… it’s not my birthday, and I don’t think he knows that. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Dementia?
Today, my dad called me a pussy and said I wasn't a real man, simply because I hugged and kissed my son and told him that I loved him. It gets even better though. My dad was openly affectionate and loving to me when I was a kid, then somewhere along the line, he became this horrible person. Can't go no contact. FML
montextes
United States
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
moweezy9
United States
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
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bridgetoparadise 0
Even creepier because you're a guy
pawpaw_fml 0
Wow. Is he a priest?
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fobchick 0
Thank you Britishhobo for backing me up! Great person you are. :)
phocmylife 0
Do you sometimes get more than kisses ;)?
sexxxtacy 0
this
trickatreat 0
dont forget hugs(; xoxo XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO ~!
sniken 14
It's really not a FML that your dad cares about you. I know my dad cares for me, but he has never said it, and the only thing we ever talk about is practical stuff, like cars. And when he's mad, then he'll speak his mind. Doesn't matter much now, but i know that having parents that tells you they love you is important. My dad is to cold for that. He shows it through helping me with stuff sometimes though. I can relate to the other part here though, I ain't exactly swimming in girls either. (That's not what i want either though, just want one...)
Reila_Ame 0
Sorry but, SOOOO not an FML.. At least your dad cares about you. Mine wouldn't care if I got hit by a bus.
seeimdee 0
getting raped... xoxoxo 696969 yay
ScornedHeart 0
You spelled realized wrong. lol
md427 0
You're a retard. This person is from the UK. Things are spelled differently in the UK than in the US. I would know, I live in the UK. Most things that Americans spell with a 'z' are turned into 's'. You just proved yourself to be a complete and total *******.
marichola 0
scarryy xDD
pinkXrainbow 0
I am most certain x's are kisses. because they look like lips. then o's are hugs because it looks like someone opening for a hug.