Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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Top comments
Ardos 3
To break the cycle, you must forget about what dandruff is.
K_kanaka 26
That sounds very......frustrating.
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Comments (141)
Captain_Zorro 7
Thats Transylvania.
SpeakOutLoud 1
This doesn't make any sense. If the only way you get it is by stressing about having it, how do you get it in the first place???
topaz8star 0
I use head & shoulders. "But you don't have dandruff." Exactly.
pere 11
You are a self-fulfilling prophecy!
ohreallynow1992 3
This makes zero sense... All I got was rambling about dandruff
Heinousness 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How do you get those mixed up, 83? There are BIG differences.
charlotte69er 7
Clean ur hair?
TechFire 25
DOES... NOT... COMPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*head explodes*
drayloon 50
Yo dawg.....
Teags3 3
So basically you've relised you get dandruff when you have dandruff. You must be captain obvious.