Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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2013bchan41 20
You have trichotillomania, I have it too, but instead of my mustache I pull at my beard hair I suggest waxing or epilating, it'll get the hairs out and they won't grow back for at least a couple weeks.
bluhbluhbluh 14
I mustache you to cut it out immediately.
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bluhbluhbluh 14
I mustache you to cut it out immediately.
Jeremy Phillips 18
Real life two face
2013bchan41 20
You have trichotillomania, I have it too, but instead of my mustache I pull at my beard hair I suggest waxing or epilating, it'll get the hairs out and they won't grow back for at least a couple weeks.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Um, that’s incorrect. What you’re thinking of is people who pull out body (not just scalp) hair. https://www.google.com/?sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwislKTPq-jdAhXp5IMKHUfGC2MQOwgC
Charlie Given 28
This could be a new career for you in a freak show as the half man half woman side show 😏
PhoenixChick 26
Holy shit, I do this too. But I just pull the left side. Weird lady mustache plucking sister!
Meghan Johnston 2
Does no one understand this isn't possible? It's genetics and age, and your chemical makeup that decides what colour any hair on your body is. The whole pull out a hair and it comes back thicker and darker is literally a myth and a load of crap.