Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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Top comments
Ardos 3
To break the cycle, you must forget about what dandruff is.
K_kanaka 26
That sounds very......frustrating.
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Comments (141)
ScarletBloom 14
So how it started? From your dream?
eddyg94 11
So... basically... you in fact just have dandruff?
shahroni1 3
use hair and shoulders shampoo
kylesgirlforever 12
That's what I tried saying. It's the reasonable thing to do
KeyboardWarrior 10
Head?
eddyg94 11
Well if you're offering #78...
brianjman14 23
Lose the dandruff you have now, which will make you lose the stress about having dandruff, which will make you not get dandruff, then you'll be free of dandruff!
WaSiSimiLang 8
So to say, you will always get dandruff... Unless you stop thinking about dandruff, which is impossible since you always have dandruff, so, try anti-dandruff shampoo twice a day?
lazygoat 4
Yeah, that's what they all say.
shaehuda 0
Least yu only stress over dhat
KiddNYC1O 22
Nice spelling!
Calyx_fml 22
Ask yourself who is stressing out. Who is this "I" that is experiencing stress? Ask this question of yourself deeply and unrelentingly. Then if you find an answer, ask yourself who is it that knows this answer.
cheesesteak420 4
Start smokin weed... U won't give a shit I promise.
HaleighBryanne 0
Try not to worry about it! It goes away when your not stressing about it!