Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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Top comments
Ardos 3
To break the cycle, you must forget about what dandruff is.
K_kanaka 26
That sounds very......frustrating.
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natewilson 9
Then shave your ******* head you ******* moron.
wuzzup969 2
Lose - Lose
shaehuda 0
First off all before you talk about somebody spelling you need to check your looks because baby I'll get you straight ...
CanCann 16
Ummm...not sure u can just "think up" flakes. Sounds like you're either going too long without shampooing or u need a dandruff shampoo. If you don't think about the flakes until they're present, then you're not making them appear. You're forgetting to take the steps to prevent them in the first place. In other words, you're forgetting TO think abt dandruff. Remember to think abt it, then you'll remember to moisturize and shampoo regularly. Then no more dandruff!
Bebbo_fml 21
Having a dandruff problem, i feel your pain op. I refuse to use head and shoulders again as it encouraged hair loss for me. I've now switched to home remedies to deal with mine, and quite frankly its more contained. Try coconut oil if you aren't allergic to coconut.
yscpunkchick 14
Yo dawg, I hear you hate dandruff, so I'm gonna give you dandruff when you get stressed about having dandruff when you have dandruff!
anothersuicide 0
So....you have dandruff..?
SengBoi 0
Yo dawg, I heard you liked dandruff, so I put dandruff in your dandruff, when you have dandruff.
kenzrz30 0
realiZed is spelt with a fricken Z not an S get it right please!!!
eddyg94 11
An interesting point you've raised there my friend. Unfortunately you are wrong. S or Z depends on which side of the Atlantic you hail from. But if you'd like to make a definitive rule on it, then I believe English English came first, so feel free to climb out of your own arse and use an S.
snnoell_18 1
a never ending paradox, my friend.