Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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Top comments
Ardos 3
To break the cycle, you must forget about what dandruff is.
K_kanaka 26
That sounds very......frustrating.
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Comments (141)
rj33445 4
That's really stupid u kno
THE_A_TEEN 28
Said the person who missed a comma after "stupid", misspelled "you" and "know". Grammar Nazi, AWWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!!
eatdemcupcakes 4
My hero!
Pelreskovich 11
Excelsior A_TEEN!!
DocBastard 40
Wow, yet another FML about stress or panic or anxiety. I'm noticing more and more that FML submitters sure are a twitchy lot.
sqeakyclean 7
I'm currently at my psychiatrist's office for preventative posting on FML about my panic or anxiety.
LaColombianita 26
Lol reminds me of this guy in my class that had dandruff. He was wearing a jersey that said New York on the back and this girl was like, "It's snowing in New York." xD
kylesgirlforever 12
That's gross try that one special shampoo duh and try to get a hobby so your not thinking bout it
THE_A_TEEN 28
There is a special shampoo called "Duh" and OP owns a "not thinking"?
kylesgirlforever 12
Try thinking a little more hun
THE_A_TEEN 28
Sorry, T.V. is not making me think right.
DocBastard 40
Kylesgirl - try spelling and punctuation. Then maybe your comment will be easier for half-wits like A_TEEN and me to read.
kylesgirlforever 12
Shouldn't be that hard to figure out. My little darlings:)
jazzybaby179 22
Don't argue with Doc he knows what he's saying.:)
Riya2595 15
It's a catch-22 situation!
Michaelsgirl04 9
try t-gel shampoo. i have had dandruff for as long as I can remember and I've tried about everything under the sun. t-gel stinks but it's the only thing that works for me (:
angeljewlz 7
Just make sure you aren't washing your hair every day and try finding a good product to massage into your scalp. I mean it's super humid where you are, the weather isn't going to do you any favors OP. good luck!
paramedic915 5
What state do you live in ????. And are you 18 or over
nofearjenshere 12
^ Creeper.
Pelreskovich 11
So you always have dandruff.. So how do you know you only get dandruff from frustration of having dandruff because of being worried about getting dandruff? Dandruff.
Blueglasscup 18
Druffception! Edit: Aw damn 10 beat me to it.
neverdrinkSODA 12
you just can't win.. can you?