Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML
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For anybody wondering, it was "Medieval 2 Total War" on very hard mode. I don't own a microphone, and don't play Call of Duty. Watching the Iberian peninsula falling to unstoppable Moorish hordes really tugs at the heartstrings though, y'know?
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missanderson813 4
At least you know if you're ever in real trouble, your neighbors got your back.
kylesgirlforever 12
Lol C.O.D. rage!!!:D my bf is the same way
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DJRhetorical 4
It happens! That is why I no longer play video games.
epicwaffles 7
it could have been worse Today, my neighbor was screaming like a dieing seal in the middle of the night. it got so bad i had to call the police. when i wake up in the night, i cant fall back asleep. i have a job interview at 3am. FML
KeyboardWarrior 10
Because your neighbors constantly call the police on you? Then it must be for the best.
The_Hitdude 12
You know you need to get out more when....
The_Hitdude 12
You know you need to get out more when....
StanSmith_fml 9
Not play video games? How are you still alive..?
Samanthamkellyxo 2
Rage quit life lol
KeyboardWarrior 10
He was shrieking in fear. The zombies on Left 4 Dead were about to get him.
anarchistpunk 3
33-its funny cause isn't your picture COD MW2 or 3 character?
SkoomaKi 28
I bet OP was playing Peggle, its some scary shit...
D37H100 5
Cops needed to be called cause i was rapeing noobs.
ThatGuyRory 9
56 - Actually, it's a Battlefield 3 soldier. But i agree with you.
stuffhappens223 7
At least they care … I think.
Idonebeenhad 17
******* CAMPERRR!!!
youngFOUREVER 3
One does not simply give up video games.
evilplatypus 39
1 - You gave up something that provides a wealth of entertainment because you lack basic self control? FYL
nado13579 12
You're a strong one. I could never give up video games.
JustDerpin 11
one does not simply stop playing video games
richy90255 8
Are you sure that's the reason you no longer or is it because your not good at video games
haZzbin 0
Isn't shouting part of Skyrim though?
kylesgirlforever 12
Lol C.O.D. rage!!!:D my bf is the same way
Feared 9
F***ing camping piece of s***. You 12 year old f***tard. Your moms a wh**re, and I a** raped her last night!!!! *I find this to be the common rage phrase in that game.
marinus_fml 20
Feared, you must have overheard me a couple of times it sounds like?! Pretty much the standard quotes.
Pelreskovich 11
Same Marinus.. Either in the same lobby or sitting outside my window.. O.o
jeob1992 8
I often use"you f***ing camping b**ch I'm gonna go Chuckie on your A**
mikeofthunder 13
I FEAR you're right.
randomkayx3 11
Hey, I'm a chick and I have horrible COD rage. xD
youjustmademelol 4
Not really your fault. Your neighbors seem nice though.
RedPillSucks 33
@AngiLaLa1. Why stop playing because of what someone else can't handle? I bet there are a bunch of guys who would be thrilled that a girl can keep up, and kick their ass from time to time.
unhappybitch 8
Can't handle it? I love it when a girl kicks my ass in GTA IV.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I don't play CoD because I would scream racist profanities when I raged on it. Quite a tragedy.
swoozie23 6
I sing really lame and annoying songs (beiber) and that usually when everyone all the rage begins and the abuse is hurled at me =) I have heard it all, it's fun annoying hardcore gamers
outch_fml 0
YOU BLOODY WANKA!!!
TheDrudgeChild 4
Oh god, rage quotes like the ones you guys are posting are why I never play multiplayer anymore.
zinoxity 23
I'm great at COD, but I do have my rage moments. Lag and camping piss me off. Ladies. Saying something like, "I used to play COD, but.... Etc." doesn't make you seem cool. I'm sorry to say it but either you play or you don't. 99 - You said that guys couldn't even handle a girl who was better than them? Yet you quit from raging so much. If you were as good as you say, I doubt you'd quit not rage that much. I'm just saying. Quit gloating, girls.
zinoxity 23
190 - Cool story bro.
zinoxity 23
195 - I made no reference to 4chan.
zinoxity 23
How am I trolling? You obviously gloated about yourself, and it's annoying. Don't be conceited.
MehrunesDagon456 20
My brother is SO annoying. "STUPID F*CKING HACKERS! D*MN CAMPERS! GO SUCK A D*CK!"
hqbrat 8
Next thing you hear bang bang you wake up happy then you realize it's a different video game damn! >=[
buck33 14
What?
SpottedZebra42 14
We have the Pentagon's top cryptologists working 24/7 trying to figure out what the **** you just said.
lilith5 0
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Ummm all I can say is that your such a sillllyyy :3 it's ok to be passionate but now you learn there is a limit yes? Yeeesss :D if not next time they'll get you for disturbing the peace maybe?
Pelreskovich 11
There are NO limits when it comes to gaming..
anarchistpunk 3
Yeah, im with the other dude, ******* little campers and OP'd guns and then theres the no-lifes..see? Its happening when not even playing them.
SpruceDread4578 13
Don't you dare tell me there are limits!
hqbrat 8
Next thing you hear cop noises your happy then it's just the video games
TunechiXXL 0
You have one wicked sense of humor....TROLL
missanderson813 4
At least you know if you're ever in real trouble, your neighbors got your back.
neverdrinkSODA 12
true, until they will eventually think its just him screaming at his game again and pay no attention
urdirtyolduncle 15
"the boy who cried cod"
DreamForMe 0
Do more fun sports like surfing and you won't take games so seriously.
rattusrattus 19
I fail to see what is so fun about being soaking wet and swimming away from a crazy man in a dinghy whilst towing a big board beind you...
DreamForMe 0
.. Sounds like you had a bad first try at surfing
Furrywhiplash 14
I have a friend who met the drummer from the band Thrice while surfing, just throwing that out there. And you can make almost any sport or activity sound bad/dangerous if you wanted to.
biglittlehead 12
I'm the quarterback for my high school football team and I still take my video games very seriously. Your point is invalid.
TheDrudgeChild 4
I take several martial arts and go to college full time. I still heavily play video games in my free time, and it's a big part of my life. Stop insinuating we're all basement-dwelling neckbeards because we enjoy video games.
Vulpes21 6
Not everyone lives near an ocean. Forever Landlocked
epicwaffles 7
Someone bought dead space 2 :o...
Ruffclue 9
I hope OP doesnt turn GTA into reality.
chizzam 5
Dead space 2 isn't that scary
ladyLALAA 29
I swear this happened to another OP, but his girlfriend was playing Amnesia. I got the game after reading that FML and it was pretty scary! Haha
xxmuzicfreakxx 5
Or they got to the end of Mass Effect 3...
TheDrudgeChild 4
Oh god, the "needle in the eye" death scene from that game... That's burned in my mind forever.
tanay97 8
What video game made you shout that loudly?
blinksmilewink 23
Halo Reach on Legendary.
peachesncreem 21
He was playing The Sims. It gets pretty intense.
McMan 23
#14, if any video game were to make someone rage uncontrollably, it would be COD WaW on veteran. For some reason the Japs and Nazis had a surplus on nades and decided to have a fireworks show, me center stage.
huntsam13 0
What video game doesn't make you shout loudly ? Lmfao
KiddNYC1O 22
Resident Evil makes me shat myself.
Swim100 18
Reflex when people run you over
coried91 28
Shit, I get pissed playing the Fable games and yell profanities at the tv. Actually any game I get into makes me do that. My husband leaves when I turn on the system.
EvanTn 0
Gears Of War nuff said
SpruceDread4578 13
Mass Effect 3...******* ending. ....or CoD.
s3kShUn47 20
I could name off so many games #105
Pelreskovich 11
Sadly, this isn't an uncommon occurrence in apartment complexes. On a side note, I do hate campers, spawn killers, and head glitchers.