Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
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GhostFox 34
Get the **** over yourself. No one with an even mildly functional brain is going to have pity for someone like you. You cheated on your ex boyfriend. You got him fired. And now that he's doing well, you're acting like YOU were the one that was wronged? Gets some ******* therapy to get over yourself, get reacquainted with these things called "morals", and grow the hell up. People like you who portray themselves as always being the victim deserve to die alone.
boopingsnoot 25
I'm feeling pretty sure this was submitted by the ex-boyfriend himself…
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Comments (87)
sassypenguinxox 15
Yea I really hope you were not seriously surprised that he wouldn't take you back. Otherwise, you think WAAAAAAAY too highly of yourself.
rety1 13
can I make 100,000 alternate accounts just to give this a more appropriate number of "YDI" votes?
RinoaHeartilly 36
Why should he? You ****** that up when you ****** his boss and now you probably only want him for his money. Go **** yourself this time.
Brain_fart 20
I bet he enjoyed that.
yeongji 31
Karma is awesome.
marthamydear23 9
wtf? why in the world would he take you back? you cheated AND got him fired. you seem to have way to big opinion of yourself.
Bret Winters 4
dumb bitch
Mutanttoothbrush 6
YDI You cheating gold digging ****.
Kobilar 10
Begone THOT
Madrias 36
Why should he take you back? You got him fired. You cheated on him. Go crawl back into the pit of hell you clearly crawled out of.