Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
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GhostFox 34
Get the **** over yourself. No one with an even mildly functional brain is going to have pity for someone like you. You cheated on your ex boyfriend. You got him fired. And now that he's doing well, you're acting like YOU were the one that was wronged? Gets some ******* therapy to get over yourself, get reacquainted with these things called "morals", and grow the hell up. People like you who portray themselves as always being the victim deserve to die alone.
boopingsnoot 25
I'm feeling pretty sure this was submitted by the ex-boyfriend himself…
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Comments (87)
Kurliez408 32
This is so much your fault, I don't even know why people clicked 'your life sucks'. You're a damn gold digger and your ex deserves someone much better.
BrotherPhil 35
Is it possible to click a button sarcastically?
BrotherPhil 35
Fancy that. Karma's a bitch, huh?
Lucky O'Guin 18
Ignorant, gold-digging witch, this is exactly what you deserve after you f'ed HIS life.
HalfLit 17
I was gonna lay into your blatant selfishness but it seems the rest of the Internet has it under control. Seriously though, take a good long look at who you are. You deserve it more than you'll probably ever realize.
commandokid 13
Are you really trying to get sympathy from people for this? Bitch you were the one that was disloyal and cheated on him. Not only that but you got him fired so he was unemployed. That period of his life was probably one of the worst of his life. And he was strong and perseverance enough to get his life together and become stronger than ever. **** no he's not gonna take back your sorry ass. If he did he'd be the worlds biggest moron. And he's obviously not. So no. You don't get sympathy. On the off chance that this post was by the ex boyfriend himself then I sincerely apologize for my rant and he can go take his sorry ass home and grow up
helpmeimserious 6
Haha all these people hating on the girl, don't give her the attention she seeks Just be glad the ex bf dodged a cheap gold digging bullet there :)
jennifo 7
GOOD.
acmariner99 25
I have no words to describe how much I despise women like you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Good. You're proof that women can be just as shallow as men. He deserves his money. You deserve to wallow in self-pity, because no one else will feel bad for you.
Jenmic 16
I've seen a comment on this site that basically said that they think the FML's that are blatant YDI, are probably submitted by in this case the ex-bf or whomever to prove what an idiot the "OP" is. Yes that could be the case, but also some people are so delusional and narcissistic that they don't see what's wrong with what they did or said. Not all are looking for sympathy. One FML had a guy drunkenly shave with a pizza cutter considering how he named himself Darwin winner I think he sees how dumb that was. I personally think this one's is fake. If by some chance this is not a troll post or the ex or third party, than OP is a sociopath in my book.