I can't catch a break

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML

Friends?

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

Is it technically cheating or not?

Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

Fancy seeing you here

Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML

Sharing is caring

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

Fate

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML