Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
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GhostFox 34
Get the **** over yourself. No one with an even mildly functional brain is going to have pity for someone like you. You cheated on your ex boyfriend. You got him fired. And now that he's doing well, you're acting like YOU were the one that was wronged? Gets some ******* therapy to get over yourself, get reacquainted with these things called "morals", and grow the hell up. People like you who portray themselves as always being the victim deserve to die alone.
boopingsnoot 25
I'm feeling pretty sure this was submitted by the ex-boyfriend himself…
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Comments (87)
Walter_Sobchak7 14
If I was him, I'd take you back, ask you to marry me, elope with family and friends and when it gets time to say "I do" laugh and say **** no! and play remember when. then take my family on an elaborate vacation that was supposed to be our "honeymoon" that we planned together all while sending you post cards from every place we visit. But then again I'm just an asshole when it comes to that type of stuff. You my friend are clearly out of your element.
maverick8369 4
you and I sir should become payback planners
Gwengreen 6
FYL- right? You are a self proclaimed gold-digger who sleeps around for the best sugar daddy. What was he expecting? A loyal, caring, genuine partner to support him in his personal life and career? You poor little (sugar)baby!
TheDiceMan69 3
And you expect us to feel sorry for a ***** like you?!?
Mungolikecandy 19
So what we get from this. You cheated on your boyfriend and got him fired from his job. Both very bad things for you to do. You meet your boyfriend again and find out he is rich so want to get back together? It is not looking like you are a very pleasant person but you do not appear to realise it.
olga_crvjl 19
Karma is a bitch lol
rety1 13
i cheated on my boyfriend and ended up getting him fired. he's swimming in money now and won't take me back so I can mooch off his good fortune, even though I was a huge pile of shit while he was broke.. "**** MY life"....
wogboy84 11
I guess he is smart too. Only an idiot would take you back after that.
Zachary8261 28
You are the lowest kind of scum.
J352SAURUS 30
Why did you even post this? Do you enjoy hateful comments?
BrotherPhil 35
As noted above, this was probably posted by the "cruel" ex-boyfriend.
J352SAURUS 30
You're quite right, Brother Phil!
Georgian_fml 15
good for your boyfriend, and you can go **** yourself, i hate people like you.