Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
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GhostFox 34
Get the **** over yourself. No one with an even mildly functional brain is going to have pity for someone like you. You cheated on your ex boyfriend. You got him fired. And now that he's doing well, you're acting like YOU were the one that was wronged? Gets some ******* therapy to get over yourself, get reacquainted with these things called "morals", and grow the hell up. People like you who portray themselves as always being the victim deserve to die alone.
boopingsnoot 25
I'm feeling pretty sure this was submitted by the ex-boyfriend himself…
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Comments (87)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So let me get this straight, you betrayed your ex-boyfriend's trust by sleeping with his boss and getting him fired, and now you're crying because he became wealthy and refuses to take you back after you initially ****** his life over? Good for him for leaving you and his douchebag ex-boss behind and moving forward with his life, he didn't deserve to work for a douchebag anyway, and he didn't deserve a ***** like you in his life too. Grow the hell up and learn something called faithfulness.
sharond23 10
holy shit. what the hell is wrong with you? why would he want you back? you're a cheater and a bitch. plus you only seem interested because he's rich. you suck
DanielleinDC 34
Girl, you cheated on him and caused him to lose his job. Why would he take you back?
TheOfficialSquib 7
Obviously. You deserve to be paralysed for what you did
Havinci 19
you got what you deserved, you stupid bitch
m1ch431 c1!ff0rd 1
You're the most gold digger ******* **** I've ever seen. YOU cheated, YOU got him fired because you couldn't keep your legs close disgusting *****. And now HE is doing great you are saying that you're in the wrong? Really? How ******* pathetic can you actually be? Go be with his boss and steal money off him dirty slag. I hate people like you.
mrlucky22 18
Sounds to me like you were just introduced to Karma.
amarie2009 22
That's why you get for being a ho LOL!!!
shannon2348 14
I am completely confused as to why you think anyone would feel sorry for you. ydi big time.