dwellswithin
United States
Lying bastard
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sunkissedberries
United States
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Yousaidyouweremoving
United States
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Deadman
It's a small world after all
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
BGood
United States
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
blackrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Never chosen
United States
Chance encounter
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
tina
Canada
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
whereismyring
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
YouAREthefather
United States
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Anonymous
Stars Hollow
Today, I ended things with my hometown, on-and-off-again ex-boyfriend. I leave for college soon and felt other things took priority over him (selfish, I know). I met practically every single one of his family members in the street, heard his name being screamed in a department store, and had an overall shitty day. FML
Top comments
DirtyParkBench 0
He could've just come back to visit, smart one.
fxdxhk90 0
The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.
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fxdxhk90 0
The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.
ManImCool 0
post #69, omg lol i win!
unlucky_angel02 0
Dipshit
kaitRAGE 0
@69, LOL. /highfive.
ChrisWasHere 0
What a gay FML. The OP is a retard.
onlycusimbored 0
He could've moved and came back, dumbass.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
or he could have been visiting.
wut_fml 0
LOL seriously, this one is stupid.
DirtyParkBench 0
He could've just come back to visit, smart one.
melodyalam 0
How do you not notice that he never left? He could have just been coming back.
Mellieexbabee 0
Agree with # 3! i was gunna say that haha. yeah he could have been visitingg!
smellanie 0
he probably left and came back.
CaptainStew 0
Why are you assuming? Besides, it's been a year. He could have moved back or is visiting. If it was a week, yeah sure FYL to the max. FYL for breaking up with him, but YDI for assuming.
Plumppotato 3
well if it was a week then he couldve just not moved yet...
plexico 4
Florida is overrated and it sucks. I call it Flori-duh for all the stupid people that live there. A lot of people go there and hate it and go back home. You suck for putting your boyfriend through all that pain and heartache just to get rid of you!
jaybrown 0
10th!!!
brown_eyed_girl 0
and u didn't realize it until now that he wasn't gone? stupid.
MzMegs 20
Fail.